A good idea, I have no issue with at all.
Good to get people collaborating with folks they normally wouldn’t work with.
I drafted a superstar team of Rone, Grace, Vibbs, Caroline, Smitty, and John Rich.
And I had to say whatever they told me to say.
So that’s what we did and it turned out pretty well.
It’s awkward, it’s funny, there’s cringe moments (thanks Smitty!
), and just a good laugh for 20 minutes.
So flash forward to Monday, everyone started watching the video and it was getting rave reviews!
Gaz, who Dave trusts more than anyone, said he had tears.
Ohio Tate, who would prefer me dead in a ditch somewhere, texted me.
And it kept rolling in.
Tommy Smokes called it a must-watch.
Big Cat called it incredible.
And so on and so forth.
The video was a hit!
We did something good!
OR DID WE?!
Because guess who came a-knockin', that’s right, ol' Poo Poo Portnoy.
The Portnoy Power Sweep, live an in action!
What is the Portnoy Power Sweep (PPS)?
You guys know it, at least those who pay attention.
But this time, in my opinion, the Portnoy Power Sweep was stopped for a loss.
Because there are only two options based on his reaction to the video.
And that’s fine.
or
B) He didn’t watch the video but commented on it anyway.
I think both options are very much in play.
It’s clear Dave’s opinion these days is very swayed by comment section/Reddit.
There’s no denying that.
And usually it works.
But you’ve gotta pick your spots better than this.
Hating this is too transparent.
If you’ve paid any attention at all you gotta see right through this one.
He’s quite literally Principal Skinner:
But maybe one day, bros.
I’m on year 11.
I’ve done it all.
Besides get a “good job” from Dave.
All we can do is keep digging.
Keep chasing the glitter, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Only Spice for Davey, none for anyone else!
Oh and to answer the most common question- no, the girls had no idea something was up.
They thought they were legit there for speed dating.
.2% would be a good amount of glitter.
I’ll still chase the “good job”, but c’mon…. .2% sounds good.
PS: Dave and the Dawg…we will ride again.
