If you don’t know who I am then this blog is for you.
Especially if you love content on wild/sad/obscure or otherwise irreverent sports stats.
And doing so in a timely, relevant fashion.
Shoutout to everyone on that graph (including last place).
This is called science.
If you read my NFL weekly Sad Stats blogs you already know the deal.
If not, here’s a quick reel of the uselessness I specialize in providing.
Somehow the Bears got spared in this one.
You sit there as a few more stragglers go by.
You get the gist.
Right now that’s only part-time true for me.
That’s a start, but it’s on me to take it to the next level.
These goals are all dirty work behind the scenes but they’ll fuel the content you’ll see.
Maybe even start doing some Twitter Spaces sessions for sad teams to come together and cope next football season.
Every game result in NFL history including spread / moneyline where available (done)
2.
Every NFL play since 1999 when play-by-play data was made available (done)
3.
Player basic stats at the game-level for every game in NFL history including rushing/passing/receiving/defensive/kicking/returning
5.
Full coach challenge history (done)
7.
Full ref game assignment so we know who to blame when convenient (priority)
Fantasy Football
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Fantasy football ESPN player weekly start and roster percentage (aleady doing)
2.
NBA game results since 1946 (done)
2.
Every NBA play since the early 2000s.
Every player advanced box score since available (1983-84 to current)
NCAA BBALL
1.
Every D1 school play-by-play of the season for at least the 2023-24 season (coming soon)
2.
Every game result for the NCAA Tournament (coming soon)
3.
But that will be a MASSIVE operation.
That’s a realstic path I think for 2024.
Golf and tennis majors might be a 2025 goal and we’ll see what else.
(Just kidding I would NEVER).
But I need YOU!
Step into the stathole.
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Come for the links to all my blogs.
Tail me in some fun bets (EX: Pistons +100,000 to lose their final 53 games).
Mute for all the 6/10 jokes I make in the moment during ongoing games.
Here’s to whatever 2024 has in store.
