I fuckin love Reddit.
I’ve never been a huge moon guy.
Dont get me wrong, when that thang gets all bloody, I love it.
I fawn over it.
I cum from simply looking at the moon and that’s without a telescope.
Can you imagine the ropes with a scope?
I’d shoot so hard it might would splatter on the space helmet visor like a naughty video online.
As an aside, there isn’t enough space porn.
Anyway, this fella Krulwich wrote an article that was kinda in the style of today’s journalistic standards.
Pot kettle and what have you.
Anyway, Neil Armstrong wasn’t having that shit.
He explains why Krulwich’s assertions weren’t great.
After all, Neil Armstrong was a certified badass and one of the most accomplished Americans of all time.
Dear Mr. Krulwich
Love that.
Starting off formal and respectful.
Set the ole boy at ease by giving a compliment.
I bet that got Krulwich’s gas a aflowin.
He was probably like, “I got this washed-up spaceman scallywag by the terrestrial balls.
You asked: “Who knew?”
The tide is turning for Krulwich.
The answer to that question is: Just about anyone who had any interest in learning the answer.
I mean, that was essentially the space version of, “read a book.”
The last statement shows exactly what I was talking about.
This dude wrote some articles complaining about things that happened while acting like they didn’t happen.
Neil was basically like, “Dwight, you ignorant slut.”
It is true that we were cautious in our planning.
You finally got one thing right.
Yeah dude, no shit.
We were going to the fucking moon!
A line in the quote above shows what really blew my mind.
Journalists being uninformed is pretty common but I had no idea that the moon was that hot.
I would have thought that the moon was cold.
Turns out, I like the dumbshit author, was wrong.
Turns out, those fuckers went on a cold day!
Brother, if you thought the weather ranges in Chicago were something, you should check out the moon.
Less violence up there though but no tavern-style pizza.
Win some; lose some.
You are headed to the moon without being scientifically sure what will happen.
But, nevertheless, you continue hopping around and doing your research.
There was great uncertainty about how well we would be able to walk in our cumbersome pressurized suit.
I felt the potential gain was worth the risk.
Buzz produced what was then the most-watched event in television history.
Now, I’m not sure if it was the most-watched thing but I imagine it would be.
Again, no research minus the ChatGBT thing.
The time available was fully allocated and we were working diligently to complete our assigned tasks.
The Lunar Laser Ranging Retroreflector we installed is still in use today in a variety of scientific experiments.
During my testimony in May I said, “Some question why Americans should return to the Moon.
“After all,” they say “we have already been there.”
I find that mystifying.
That leaves more than 14 million square miles yet to explore.
We’ve already been there and walking around just once isn’t good enough.
Nevertheless, discoveries were made like the fact that millions of people already lived here.
I have tried to give a small insight into your question “Who knew?”
I hope it is helpful.
Sincerely,
Neil Armstrong
Commander
Apollo 11
“I am a legend.”
