I previewed the AFC, now it’s the full NFC preview:
NFC EAST:
1.
Philadelphia Eagle 12-5
You know what they say: if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
The Eagles should erect a statue for Howie Roseman when he retires.
What he’s done for this organization is unprecedented.
The only reason the Eagles couldn’t get the job done is because they ran into Thanos.
Dallas Cowboys 10-7
New year, same Cowboys, same Dak.
Look, I believe the Cowboys are a good football team.
Eventually, you have to accept your true identity.
However, as the end of the year approaches, they tend to choke.
Last year’s playoff game against the 49ers was one of the most pathetic performances I’ve witnessed.
New York Giants 9-8
One of the biggest surprises last year was the New York Giants.
If I recall correctly, the Giants reached their win total by week 12 or something equally astounding.
Just look at our countryno one has believed in our last two presidents, and we’ve struggled!
However, I don’t foresee that happening for the Giants.
The addition of Parris Campbell and Jalin Hyatt will make their offense versatile.
Instead of running Barkley into the ground, Daniel will have a plethora of weapons to choose from.
The Giants will likely finish 3rd in the division and manage to secure another wild card game.
Washington Commanders 7-10
This one is tough.
It’s like when a parent has to accept the fact their kid is ugly.
Nothing you’re free to do about it, it’s just the way it is.
The Commanders are one of my favorite teams to bet on, especially at home.
But unfortunately for the Commanders, wins and loses are determined by the point spread.
The less teams know about you, the better.
The Commanders WR’s are like bad bitches that are private on Instagram.
They’re lowkey, and hot as fuck.
I’m not discounting Matt LaFleur during the regular season.
Matt remains the best coach in this division.
LaFleur is one of the sharpest minds in the game.
He won’t expect Jordan Love to replicate Aaron Rodgers.
Anticipate him to rely on his 1-2 punch of Aaron Jones and AJ Dillon.
Plus, they’re +400 to win the division, you’re able to’t pass that up.
Such a feat is unlikely to be repeated.
This offseason, the Vikings hired former Miami Dolphins Head Coach Brian Flores to serve as their defensive coordinator.
In the NFL, luck plays a part, and that’s precisely what favored the Vikings before.
I don’t envision a repetition of this luck, leading to a considerable decline from the previous season.
Detroit Lions 9-8
People tend to forget that the Lions started 1-6 last year.
The current hype surrounding this team is excessive.
Detroit concluded the previous season ranking dead last in total defense and 28th in points allowed.
Until then, I’m not buying into it.
Chicago Bears 8-9
Bears fans should not be displeased with this prediction.
The Bears are positioned well for the next 2-3 years.
This year is all about growth; next year will revolve around securing wins.
That’s honestly all I got.
It’s almost as if this team is cursed.
I’ve never witnessed a team excel at blowing leads quite like the Atlanta Falcons.
It’s become an integral part of their identity.
Had they not been infamous for blowing leads, I might have considered picking them to win the division.
but I know that they know that I know who they are.
Therefore, they will continue to be mid.
Carolina Panthers 5-12
Pray for Bryce Young.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 4-13
Lol.
Two Word: Caleb Williams.
I picked the Bucs to win 4 games but they should strive to win 0.
Don’t waste your time, Baker and Trask are not the answer.
There’s not a single flaw on this team, they just need to stay healthy.
Seattle Seahawks 9-8
We wrote them off but I’m still going to write back.
I’m not buying the hype.
I’m glad Geno finally had 1 good year, but is it likely he does it again?
History doesn’t think so.
Seattle will be competitive but they have no chance at winning this division or competing for a Super Bowl.
If you’re a Seahawks fan strap in enjoy the ride, and pray for a playoff win.
No shame in that.
LA Rams 8-9
Watch out for the Rams this year….
The LA Rams have a strong foundation and have a well-rounded roster.
Say what you want about McVay but he’s consistently proven he’s capable of exposing various defensive schemes.
Arizona Cardinals 3-14
Lol.
Two Words: Caleb Williams.
