It makes no sense.
The Steelers have one of the worst offenses I’ve seen.
I don’t know how it’s possible but the Steelers are legit.

Dallas Cowboys
Bye Week.
Seattle Seahawks
Are the Seahawks a Super Bowl dark horse?
Fuck it, at +3500??

The Seahawks are the team that division winners don’t want to play in the wild card.
Detroit Lions
Get fucking shit on!
I finally won a bet where I bet against the Detroit Lions.

They were so due for a bad loss it’s not even funny.
Miami Dolphins
Fuck you.
Jacksonville is one of the biggest dumps in America but at least they have the Jags, for now.

Whether they’re playing in London or the States the Jaguars are a top 5 team in football.
San Francisco 49ers
R-E-L-A-X!
Remember the first time you took acid?

You didn’t know what the fuck was going on.
The 49ers are just fine, Brock Purdy was just tripping.
Baltimore Ravens
The Broward County Ravens are standing on business right now.

Ain’t no fucking around in B-more nam talm bout?
I’m taking a ticket on the Ravens to win it all at +1400.
Kansas City Chiefs
Taylor Swift and Brittany Mahomes are best friends.

I just love Philly scumbags.



