New York Jets
As a sports fan, you have to feel for the Jets.
I wouldn’t let Zach Wilson drink out of the same bowl as my dog.
The Jets won the game, but they lost the season
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As long as Kadarius Toney doesn’t bet against the Chiefs, they should be just fine.
Expect a Kansas City bounce-back in Jacksonville this week.
Baltimore Ravens
The Ravens beat the Texans 25-9 on Sunday, but the score doesn’t reflect the game.
I thought the Ravens looked like crap.
Lamar Jackson doesn’t look the same.
I’m telling you there is something wrong with his arm.
I’m telling you right now there’s something going on over there.
I’ve got the Ravens in my top 10 for now, but it won’t last long.
Cleveland Browns
Coming in at number 7 is my favorite bet from last week: the Cleveland Browns.
I don’t want to overreact; I saw this coming.
The weather wasn’t ideal for slinging the rock around, but Deshaun Watson has looked less than impressive.
Mahomes and the Chiefs were 5-0 in season openers until Jared Goff and company came to town.
Dan Campbell is a crackhead, and I love him for it.
There’s no other coach in the NFL for whom players would literally die like they would for Dan.
The combination of Montgomery and Gibbs looks promising.
Their defense held the Chiefs to 20 points; Kelce or not, it’s very impressive.
Jacksonville Jaguars
The Jags are roaring.
Calvin Ridley is back and better than ever.
In the first half alone Ridley caught seven passes for 92 yards and scored a touchdown.
Watch out, the Jags are back.
It’s not their fault 86% of public bets landed on them in week 1 vs the Patriots.
The Eagles have are already 2-0.
Playing Kirk Cousins on Thursday night football in Philly is a free win.
Dallas Cowboys
I don’t know if the Giants are that bad or if the Cowboys are that good.
Their defense was unstoppable on Sunday Night.
They beat the living piss out of Daniel Jones and the Giants.
Micah Parsons and this Cowboys defense is special.
Miami Dolphins
Miami has the Dolphins the greatest football team.
These motherfuckers are bout that action.
Tyreek Hill is a top 2 WR in the league and he’s not 2.
The sun is shinning bright in Miami.
San Fransisco 49ers
If the 49ers stay healthy they’re going to the Super Bowl.
Outside of the New York Jets, they have the best defense in the league.
There’s no holes in this team.
Brock Purdy is solid, CMC is a savage, and welcome back Brandon Ayiuk.
The only thing that can stop this team is what’s stopped them the last 5 years, injuries.
Week 1 Super Bowl Prediction:
Dolphins vs 49ers
