Green Bay Packers (debut)
Jordan Love, welcome to the NFL.
Just kidding you don’t much of a hole for my junk to fit but you get the point.
The Packers look dangerous.
Atlanta Falcons (debut)
Todd Kirkland.
The Falcons finally did it!
They closed out a game at home!
However, not being able to score a single touchdown at home is concerning.
Buffalo Bills (debut)
Welcome to the top 10 Buffalo.
Baltimore Ravens (+2)
Are the Ravens for real?
Writing about this team after betting against them in my “game of the year” makes me sick.
I can’t tell if the Bengals are absolute fucking dog shit or if the Ravens are real deal.
Nevertheless this team is 2-0 and their offense looks explosive.
Broward county doesn’t breed bust they breed studs, and Zay Flowers is definitely a stud.
Aside from their high powered offense their defense has been elite through two weeks.
Kansas City Chiefs (debut)
Welcome to the top 10 Kansas City.
The Chiefs defense has only given up 15 PPG.
Now just imagine how good they’ll be when Patty and the boys wake up on offense.
I love everything about this team.
They should build a statue of Howie Roseman outside of the Linc for building a roster this deep.
Dallas Cowboys (-)
It’s only a matter of time.
The Cowboys have dick down their two opponents by a combined score of 70-10.
Regardless of who’ve they have played 70-10 in the NFL is insane.
The NFL needs to drug test him immediately!
Miami Dolphins (-)
Miami has the Dolphins!
LETS FUCKING GO!!!
What do you know?
The Miami Dolphins are in first place in the AFC East after two weeks.
I’m going to try and stay level headed because this isn’t my first rodeo.
The Dolphins always start hot and then somehow, someway they find a way to break my heart.
This offense is special, and it’s all because of head coach Mike McDaniel.
San Francisco 49ers (-)
The 49ers are a certified juggernaut.
Also, if you look ahead at the 49ers' next two games: vs. Giants, vs. Cardinals.
