Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Steven Cheah stand up!!

Outside of getting dog walked by the Birds, Baker and the Bucs have been lights out.

Steven Cheah take a bow.

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Seattle Seahawks

The gift that keeps on giving.

The Seahawks lead the league in active rookies with 15 of them.

That’s fucking insane.

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Leave it to Pete Carrol to go 3-1 with 15 active rookies on his roster.

Before I forget, if you don’t know who Devon Witherspoon is now you do.

This kid is a fucking DAWG:

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Baltimore Ravens

The Baltimore Ravens took a fat shit on the Cleveland Browns beating them 28-3 in Cleveland.

I don’t know what else to say other than this is the Ravens division to lose.

Detroit Lions

I was wrong.

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I’m an idiot.

This is not the Packers division, it’s the Lions.

The Lions annihilated the Packers in Lambeau, AGAIN!

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The Lions defense is starting to catch fire.

The Lions defense is averaging 6 sack per games over the last 2 weeks.

Combine that with their high powered offense and you have a new king in the north.

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Miami Dolphins

Just fucking bury me.

That game was fucking embarrassing.

It’s not the loss it’s how we lost.

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People always say it doesn’t matter if you lose by inch or by a mile.

I’m not one of those people.

I still think this Dolphins team is going to be special.

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It’s tough to start 4-0.

Just have to take the L on the chin and bounce back next week against the Giants.

Dallas Cowboys

No team has benefited more from their schedule than the Dallas Cowboys.

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Beating the Giants, Jets, and Patriots isn’t going to do it for me.

Kansas City Chiefs

It’s becoming unbearable to watch this team.

Philadelphia Eagles

Just keep winning.

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Nothing else to say.

Do I think the Birds look as good as they did last year?

They’re 4-0 and no one can tell them otherwise.

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I just wish we could fast forward to week 6 so we can see them play the 49ers.

Buffalo Bills

Fuck you.

San Francisco 49ers

Fuck it, the 49ers are winning the Super Bowl.

I’ve put my Dolphins pride aside and I’m ok with it.

The 49ers are the best team in football.

They don’t have a single flaw on offense or defense.

They are the most complete team in the NFL.

Just do yourself a favor and place a large responsible bet on the 49ers to win the Super Bowl.

I’ve seen enough.