Baltimore Ravens

The Ravens always struggle against Pittsburgh.

Last week was a classic Steelers spot.

Tomlin as a home dog is virtually unstoppable.

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The Ravens are still the team to beat in the North.

No need to hit the panic button, the Ravens are fine.

Seattle Seahawks

Bye Week.

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Jacksonville Jaguars

After a bumpy 1-2 start, the Jags look to be finding their stride.

Trevor Lawrence is still as mid as a two egg breakfast but their defense is starting to catch fire.

Detroit Lions

Detroit stand up!!

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The Lions are for real.

The Lions dont just win, they dominate.

Outside of the Kansas City game, the Lions have beat everybody by double digits.

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If they didnt choke away the Seahawks game the Lions would be undefeated.

I wouldnt even mind placing a Super Bowl ticket on them at +1800.

They havent played their best football yet and theyre still 4-1.

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Miami Dolphins

Were back!!!

Lets fucking go baby, thats what Im talking about.

We played like shit and still won by 15 points.

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Ive said it before and Ill say it again.

This is the best offense in NFL history.

Its no longer an opinion, its a fact.

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The Miami Dolphins have the most points and yards through the first 5 weeks in NFL history!!

Philadelphia Eagles

I have a confession to make.

I am one of those weasel rats who said the eagles arent the same team.

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I was wrong, theyre just as good as they were last year.

They have the best o-line and d-line in the NFL.

The tush push is unstoppable.

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The Eagles are for real.

San Francisco 49ers

As real as the eagles are no one is better than the 49ers.

I just bet them to win the Super Bowl at +450.

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Brock Purdy isnt a system QB, he just good.

The offensive cant beat stopped and their defense cant be scored on.

The 49ers are just that good.

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