Baltimore Ravens
The Ravens always struggle against Pittsburgh.
Last week was a classic Steelers spot.
Tomlin as a home dog is virtually unstoppable.

The Ravens are still the team to beat in the North.
No need to hit the panic button, the Ravens are fine.
Seattle Seahawks
Bye Week.

Jacksonville Jaguars
After a bumpy 1-2 start, the Jags look to be finding their stride.
Trevor Lawrence is still as mid as a two egg breakfast but their defense is starting to catch fire.
Detroit Lions
Detroit stand up!!

The Lions are for real.
The Lions dont just win, they dominate.
Outside of the Kansas City game, the Lions have beat everybody by double digits.

If they didnt choke away the Seahawks game the Lions would be undefeated.
I wouldnt even mind placing a Super Bowl ticket on them at +1800.
They havent played their best football yet and theyre still 4-1.

Miami Dolphins
Were back!!!
Lets fucking go baby, thats what Im talking about.
We played like shit and still won by 15 points.

Ive said it before and Ill say it again.
This is the best offense in NFL history.
Its no longer an opinion, its a fact.

The Miami Dolphins have the most points and yards through the first 5 weeks in NFL history!!
Philadelphia Eagles
I have a confession to make.
I am one of those weasel rats who said the eagles arent the same team.

I was wrong, theyre just as good as they were last year.
They have the best o-line and d-line in the NFL.
The tush push is unstoppable.

The Eagles are for real.
San Francisco 49ers
As real as the eagles are no one is better than the 49ers.
I just bet them to win the Super Bowl at +450.

Brock Purdy isnt a system QB, he just good.
The offensive cant beat stopped and their defense cant be scored on.
The 49ers are just that good.
