37-3 are you fucking kidding me?
Like the people on the titanic, I’m jumping off this ship.
Every week Geno continues to turn the ball over, and the Seahawks continue to pay the price.

I’m OUT on Seattle.
They either win by 30 points or they don’t do enough to beat good teams.
Miami Dolphins
No surprise here.

As I just said, we’re the Dallas Cowboys of the AFC until proven other wise.
I’m not going to say we’re frauds just yet but we are pushing our luck.
This team is too talented to keep coming up short against good teams.

Jacksonville Jaguars
Bye week.
San Francisco 49ers
5.
Kansas City Chiefs
They beat my team so how much shit can I really say?

This Chiefs team is good, but I don’t think they’re a championship team.
The offense isn’t what it used to be.
The Dolphins held the Chiefs offense to 14 points and shut them out in the 2nd half.

If Tyreek doesn’t fumble, or if Tua catches the snap, we probably win that game.
But my Aunt doesn’t have a dick, so it doesn’t matter.
The Bengals fucking dog walked the Bills and I loved every second of it.

Joe Burrow has his balls back and it’s showing, his just slinging his junk all over everybody.
The same shit happened last year, they started slow, got hot and made a run.
I think the same thing is going to happen again.

Smash mouth football, with weapons on the outside, and a great d-line.
I’m aware that their secondary can’t stop a nose bleed, but who gives a fuck?
Name one team that can stop the Eagles from scoring, I’ll wait.

Baltimore Ravens
The Baltimore Ravens don’t just win, they ass fuck every team they play.
The 5-2 Seahawks came to town, what did they do?
The big bad Detroit Lions came to town, what happened?

Got curb stomped 38-6.
The Broward County Ravens are here and they ain’t taking shit from nobody!

