Macrodosing
Great show, terrible dozen team.
With an all-time record of 8-8, they are the definition of mid.
The Ice Dogs
From one brain dead person to another, Marty Mush is a vegetable brain.
A 57% correct answer rate wouldn’t even be enough to get the 1-seed in the special Olympics.
Titus is a college basketball dork, and the team as a whole does very well in pop culture.
Honkers
People don’t give Robbie Fox enough credit for what he pulled off in season three.
Unfortunately for the Honkers, they haven’t been able to capture that season three magic in season four.
But, just like March Madness, you never know when a team can get hot.
Chicago
She might not blog on Friday’s but man does she put up numbers on The Dozen.
Kelly is a fucking machine.
And spare me the sports bullshit.
Without Kelly this team would have to file for bankruptcy and draft a completely different team.
Gen XYZ
I’ve never met Large but I fucking love his food reviews.
This team can light up the scoreboard on any given day.
Much like a fit bird on a summer day, they can slay any dragon they want.
Kinda soft if you ask me, but that doesn’t mean this team can’t win.
Oh no, there’s going to be plenty of fucking Ziti in this tournament.
This team can hang with anybody, except The Experts.
Booze Ponies
I love this big sexy idiot more than anyone in the world.
In terms of personality, this is the greatest Dozen team ever assembled.
But don’t let their personalities distract you from the fact that this team is a fucking wagon.
Since adding Feits they’ve beaten The Experts, Team Minihane, Smockin, and the Honkers.
They’re my dark horse, don’t sleep on the Boozers.
The Yak
Steven Cheah is a fucking weirdo.
This Yak team is very talented, but they simply don’t give a fuck.
The “bad boys” of trivia fuck around too much.
No matter how hard they try they always fall short.
There’s no reason why this team doesn’t have a championship.
They’re in a league of their own, but everyone knows that this is Fran’s team.
That girl is special.
She hasn’t missed a mash up since January of 2022.
Uptown Balls
There’s nothing this horny ball of cum can’t do.
GB is a mother fucking savage in these streets.
I thought the only thing Glenny knew was pussy, but boy was I wrong.
I know Smitty is the dinosaur of the group, but he still holds his weight.
If I’m putting my money on anyone, it’s this team right here.
