Just sparked the jay and I’m ready to fire away.
Although there were some good questions, there were a lot of shitty questions.
I know I’m high right now but some of ya’ll are just slow.
Like what the fuck do you mean is water wet?
Obviously, water is wet.
How would water not be wet?
Water is a liquid and all liquids are wet, therefore water is wet.
But what is a liquid?
Perhaps I’m asking the wrong questions?
What wakes something wet?
Because there is a liquid on them that made them wet.
But what if I poured water on water?
Water can’t get wetter?
Is water already wet or is it just a liquid?
Water is just a liquid, and liquids make things wet.
But just because they make things wet, doesn’t mean that they themselves are already wet.
If you poor water on water it wouldn’t be wetter, there would just be more water.
Which means water and wet are completely different things.
Therefore, no, water is not wet, it only makes things wet.
Fuck that was wild.
This question is so fucking dumb, that I’m starting to think it’s smart.
Are there more fish or trees?
Sounds like a stupid question, but it’s not.
My initial thought was trees, but then I remembered how many fish nemos mom gave birth too.
Isn’t that shit crazy though?
You shit out 100 eggs and the only one to survive risked his life to slap some ass.
They probably didn’t want to write a story for every single egg.
So even if 75 of those eggs were born, that be a lot of new fishes.
I’ve never heard of a tree that can birth 75 trees at once, have you?
I’m not even sure a tree can reproduce on their own.
Trees can’t fuck, right?
Nah, no chance they can fuck, they don’t have the facilities for that.
They definitely have to be planted.
No chance we plant more trees than a fish can fuck.
If fishes can fuck more, they can reproduce more, therefore, there’s more fish than trees.
Get ready to get inside the mind of 18-year old Smoke.
Which is why my friends back home call me Smoke.
But Nicky Smokes, is another story.
Now, to answer your question about wishing my name was something else.
No, I don’t.
Tommy and I didn’t choose “Smokes,” “Smokes” chose us.
Other than that I think it’s pretty easy to tell us apart.
Why did Sean have to go so crazy on this?
I’ve been on those buses, they’re ratchet as hell.
Is there a lever a bus driver can pull?
I don’t know, I don’t drive the bus, I just ride the short one.
Alright, that’s all folks.
I’m cooked and my pizza just got here.
