We recently wrote abouta leak of a new Nokia phone.
Because the phone in question has five cameras on the back.
F I V E.five.
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Thought three:what other cool things could companies do with phones?
Hell, Lights L16 had SIXTEEN CAMERAS.
Look at it, because its definitely looking at you.
You get snapped with this, people can see what you ate for lunch.
Get papped by an L16 and folks can read your thoughts.
So five cameras on a phone seems lame.
Put 20 on there.
25 of the circles.
Screw that, maybe 69 (nice).What about 123 to bring in the childrens market?
Screw it, put 666 of them on a phone and take some candid shots of the fucking devil.
Why even have a phone?
Your move, phone makers.
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Most of these suckers are hidden around the sides of phones these days.
I want the fire deparment to be summoned when I get a phone call.
I want my phone to have so much bass I can only use it underneath flight paths.
But what do I get?
The first step is easy: put a screen on the back of the phone.
Now you have double the amount of screen.
Or are you feeling particularlye x t r e m e?
Then imagine youre a skateboard dude person (is Anthony Hawkman still relevant?)
Actually, now I think about it, the shape of phones suck for screens.
I want a sphere screen, an endless ball of notifications and Russian street fight videos.
If it can float in the air like an orb, great.
If it cant, make it float, dammit, Ive got expectations.
), its time for a return of button.
Whats more satisfying than pressing a button?
Picking a bit of food out of your teeth?
Water falling out of a blocked ear?
Doubt it, mate.
How about pressing like over 23 buttons positioned over the phone that do a variety of sweet things?
Actually… what if the entire phone system was replaced with a single button?
Just one big red button.
And, whenever you feel lonely or bored or blue, you press it.
Or we could just put six cameras on a phone next.
