Oh Chicago Bears fans.
Will you ever learn?
Everyone vividly remembers the Justin Fields hysteria.
It’s still fresh.
Leading the charge, doing his best David Koresh impersonation, is our very own Dan Katz.
THIS is the draft.
THIS time it’s different.
It’s fucking insanity.
At some point, you’re free to’t even feel bad for them anymore.
That’s the point I’ve reached with these people.
They’re not even delusional.
Can he sling the football?
But that’s the PAC-12 we’re talking about.
Not the NFL, not the NFC North, and most certainlynotthe Chicago Bears.
Sorry but not sorry.
(Sidebar 2a- can you fucking imagine if this had happened and Jackson Mahomes were here?
Williams’s prospects look less like a clear runway and more like a minefield.
“BUT THE BEARS IMPROVED THEIR OFFENSIVE LINE ISSUES IN THE OFFSEASON!”
The delusional Bears fans scream.
In the same way stopping a shotgun blast to the skull is “improved” by bleeding out.
This kid is going to be running for his life from day 1.
Chicagos offensive line has been less of a shield wall and more of a welcome mat in recent seasons.
Last year, they allowed 58 sacks, ranking them third-worst in the league.
Look at Bryce Young, the Carolina Panthers' rookie quarterback.
Young has said that his “lack of protection and weapons made his rookie season difficult”.
Gee, you think?
HOWEVER, as Stephen Chea would say, stats don’t lie.
A low YAC not only stunts offensive drives but also places extra pressure on a quarterback to be perfect.
The transition from college to the NFL is akin to switching from chess to speed chess while blindfolded.
The game is faster, the players are smarter, and the hits are harder.
For Williams, adapting to this new pace will be critical.
He must quicken his decision-making without sacrificing accuracy.
And that’s for somebody who’s mentally strong we’re talking about.
Not somebody wholiterallycries in their mother’s arms after defeat.
Nobody can stand that guy.
Debbie downer’s suck.
I really, honestly, truly, genuinely hope I AM DEAD WRONG on this whole thing.
I hope Caleb Williams is the second coming of C.J.
Stroud and he fucking kills it next season and takes the Bears to the playoffs.
There’s not much better then this city when the Bears are exciting and give the city hope.
But again, I’ve snapped.
What sealed the deal for me was watching his interview with Ryan Clark this week.
It’s a recipe for disaster.
But this isn’t Green Bay, and this isn’t the Packers.
- just read this after I finished but my guy Tate nailed this blog.
It’s a fucking insane asylum around here.
No wonder Brandon Johnson is our mayor.
