Jim Harbaugh Should Be the Next Coach Of The Los Angeles Chargers

118-46 in College with a National Championship. HE IS THE GUY. Specifically, he is the FOOTBALL guy! And to be honest, it’s a perfect situation for Harbaugh. Here are the other openings for comparison. The biggest thing they are missing, obviously, is a franchise QB.But, here is the thing. Look how many actually complete a second contract with the team that drafted them. That’s just to say that it is far from a sure thing that you get a franchise QB....

January 15, 2024 · 3 min · 457 words · Jordan Mcbride

Monday Rap: Rory's Sloppiness Hands Fleetwood Victory, Grayson Murray's Comeback Story and The Curious Case of Ken Weyand

That’s nearly double the viewership for the final round of this year’s Masters final round. Again, I get it. This is Football Season. But talking about golf is what I do. That’s part of the deal. Which brings us to an unexpectedly compelling weekend of mid-January golf. Two tournaments, decided by statistical anomalies on the putting greens, across the world from one another. Let’s dive in. Rory McIlroy had been near the lead the entire week....

January 15, 2024 · 4 min · 681 words · Neil Kim

Red Sea shipping crisis latest headache for Tesla in Europe

Tesla heavily relies on components from China to produce itsEVs. Many of these get shipped through the Suez Canal, the fastest route between Asia and Europe. The Berlin-Brandenburg Gigafactory is where Tesla assembles electric vehicles it sells in Europe. The company did not specify which components affecting the factorys operations have been delayed. It’s free, every week, in your inbox. This supply chain disruption is the latest blow for Teslas European operations....

January 15, 2024 · 1 min · 98 words · Sara Mcintyre

Trent Showered At My Apartment And It Was The Best Day Of My Life

A couple of months ago, Trent moved one block away from my apartment in the West Village. I need you close to me so we can golf together!!! Frankie demanded, as pieces of prosciutto sprayed from his fat lips. But eventually Trent decided he had enough. He decided he wanted to be in the mix and move as close to me as possible. A couple months have gone by and Ive seen Trent here and there....

January 15, 2024 · 3 min · 481 words · Valerie Lee

Dumping Them Out: Is Nicky Smokes a Fake Fan?

Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out. I can’t believe I’m still doing this. Just an overall terrible day of football yesterday. Both games stunk out loud. As a man from Ohio, I consider the Browns my second team. I cheer for the them over everyone but the Colts. I really thought they had a shot this year. Anything less means you’re not a true fan. You have to question Nicky Smokes dedication to the Miami Dolphins....

January 14, 2024 · 3 min · 433 words · Laurie Huang

Ime Udoka Finally Returned To Boston For The First Time And Was Immediately Reminded Why He's An Idiot For Thinking With The Wrong Head

That shit was an absolute ass kicking after about the first 7 minutes. The question then became, OK, how do they respond? This is a team that has not lost consecutive games 11/6-8, which is pretty fucking impressive. As we’ve learned, the juice isn’t really worth the squeeze. Let him develop the Rockets and fight like hell for the Play In. That’s all fine and good, but we’re fine over here....

January 14, 2024 · 4 min · 839 words · Chase Ellis

The NBA Needs To Stop Creating New All Star Jerseys And Instead Just Let The Players Wear The Ones From Their Own Team

Off the top of my head, the only thing that comes even remotely close is Ernie Johnson. Every single person on the planet loves Ernie Johnson. He might be the only human with a universal approval rating. Find me an Ernie Johnson hater, you could’t. When I think of something else that would fit this description, NBA All Star jerseys is another. Is that very random? Yes, but hear me out....

January 13, 2024 · 2 min · 317 words · Mark Wells

A Patriots Fan's List of Demands

So they wererebuildingin order to make way forfuture success, you see. That sort of visual metaphor is what separates me from the regular journos. That’s the Old Balls Difference.] Let me begin by objecting to my own word choice in the headline. “Demands” are something you make when you’re holding hostages after a bank robbery gone terribly wrong. And I’d get less traction if I’d said, “Polite Requests.” Whereas “demand” is a good, solid buzzword....

January 12, 2024 · 4 min · 777 words · Dr. Kimberly Rose

Jerod Mayo is the Patriots New Head Coach. So Now What?

I haven’t retired from the Patriots Optimism business. But when I comes to expressing hope, I do feel like reducing my hours. Maybe working 29 hour weeks where I don’t qualify for bennies and I have more free time. The reason being that my default setting of hopeful optimism just defaulted way too much. Given the unenviable task of bringing societal order out of the chaos and rebuilding our once thriving civilization....

January 12, 2024 · 3 min · 633 words · Matthew Hayes

MLB Should 100% Make A "Quarterback" Type Show And I've Put Together A List Of Players They Should Include In It

Mike Trout No-brainer here. MLB needs to put Mike Trout front and center and let the world FINALLY know what Trout is about. We know he likes the Eagles and not requesting trades from the Angels. Mic up Mike and let us see who he is at home. Let us see him with his family. Give us that and actually showcase Mike Trout while we still have him. He’s arguably the best player of our generation and time is running out....

January 12, 2024 · 3 min · 469 words · Dalton Herrera

Startup behind world’s first hydrogen eVTOL eyes 2025 takeoff

SwissstartupSirius Aviation has unveiled designs for the worlds first hydrogen-electric vertical takeoff and landing (eVTOL) aircraft. That is four times as far as competitors like GermaneVTOLstartup Lilium are targeting using batteries. It will achieve these feats thanks to liquid hydrogen propulsion, which some consider theholy grailof fuels. They claim to have already started the certification process with theFederal Aviation Administration (FAA). It’s free, every week, in your inbox. The first demonstration flights for both VTOLs are scheduled for next year....

January 12, 2024 · 1 min · 203 words · Jerry Harris

There's No Need To Sugarcoat It, The Celtics Went Into Milwaukee And Received One Of Their Worst Ass Kickings In Over 20 Years

My stance is pretty simple. What I care about is consistency and telling the truth. No Celtic fan called that a “schedule loss” for MIN. But it’s also true that the Celtics were clearly gassed last night. That’s not even factoring in that the other side hadn’t played since losing Monday night at home. The same way it would help the Celts if the roles were reversed. How do we know that?...

January 12, 2024 · 3 min · 544 words · Mary Bailey DVM

These AI binoculars just made birdwatching a whole lot easier — and more expensive

As a kid, perhaps unsurprisingly, I was the only person I knew interested in birdwatching. But the times they are a changin. Austrian optical specialist Swarovski Optik has just unveiled the worlds first pair of smart binoculars. Powered byAI, the binos can identify 9,000 species of birds and other wildlife for you. Heres how they work. Within about five seconds, the name of the animal pops up on the screen....

January 12, 2024 · 1 min · 179 words · Stephanie Reed