Dumping Them Out: Kirk Minihane Has Chosen a New Producer

Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out. I’m going to do my best to find new Boob GIF’s this week. I’ve been lazy lately. I’ve just been going back into myextensiveBoob GIF’s inventory to reuse old boobs. In the end he split the producer job between 2 people. One of the producers is long time Minifan Andrew Augustus. The other producer, who Kirk has dubbed “Producer A” is former Barstool Sports employee Jack Coleman....

October 1, 2023 · 3 min · 584 words · Amy Alvarez MD

Tim Wakefield Has Passed Away At 57 Years Old

Tim Wakefield was my favorite player. He wasn’t the best player I have ever seen. But he was the most relatable. He threw this remarkable knuckleball which made pitching look so much easier than it actually was. His whole story is something you’d find in the fiction section of the bookstore. But it all happened. It’s so sad the story had to end with a tragedy. Wakefield was a first baseman in the minor leagues with the Pirates....

October 1, 2023 · 3 min · 460 words · Benjamin Howell

From The Ryder Cup: HatGate Has Made The Ryder Cup Extremely Intense, With Rory And Caddies Exchanging Heated Words

ROME The U.S. were dead. Dead, dead, dead. Down 6.5-1.5 after play on Friday. Down 9.5-2.5 after Saturday morning foursomes. They had zero life. Going through the motions. Probably thinking about getting back to Florida for dinner on Sunday. And then HatGate happened. Per Weir, Cantlay wasn’t wearing a hat in protest of not being paid for the Ryder Cup. A helluva story to drop in the middle of play....

September 30, 2023 · 3 min · 442 words · Jennifer Fisher

Reviewing Tonight's Kirk Minihane Live Show Producer Candidates

It’s finally here. The day has come. Kirk Minihane Live Show in the booming metropolis of Saco, Maine. The home state of Francis Ellis and Stephen King. I can’t blame the guy. He worked at Barstool Sports for over a year where he edited The Rundown every day. Unfortunately he was a casualty of what we now know as The Great Barstool Firings of 2023. Not really sure why I felt the need to make that call but here we are....

September 30, 2023 · 4 min · 718 words · Matthew Medina

A Missouri Teacher is Put on Leave After Students Found Her OnlyFans

And that of course includes intimacy. Intimacy that sometimes gets shared with the public. Often for a monthly subscription fee. Such is the case with St. Clair, Missouri high school English teacher Brianna Coppage. Know to her social media followers as Brooklin Love. Frankly I don’t know if any of it is hers, because I have a blog to finish. I’ll be here whenever you get back. The English teacher, who used the alias Brooklin Love for her pornographic content, was suspended on Wednesday....

September 29, 2023 · 2 min · 417 words · Charles Dunn

Barstool Power Rankings: THE RYDERS REVENGE

As for the week that was, it was an interesting one. PizzaFest was last Saturday and even though it rained the entire time, the vibes were fantastic. Obviously the rain sucked but it was a great day nonetheless. Like, a slow week now would be the busiest week 3 months ago. And BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: Next week is #NateWeek at Barstool Sports. I was officially hired October 1st, 2013, yes, 10 years ago!...

September 29, 2023 · 4 min · 730 words · Justin Brown

European Space Agency opens proposal call for lunar mission tech

It further aims to boost Europes presence in low-Earth orbit and participate in the first human mission to Mars. Thecallis open to both private companies and consortia including research institutions. It’s free, every week, in your inbox. The scope of the proposed missions is broad, as long as they focus on exploration and scientific activities. This can range from fly-by satellites and rovers to resource-extraction processes and improved mapping of potential landing sites....

September 29, 2023 · 1 min · 126 words · Tracy Bass

French antitrust authorities raid Nvidia’s local offices

The French anti-competition watchdog did not mention Nvidia by name. Nvidia has declined to comment on the event. 40% off TNW Conference! These are specialised hardware designed for parallel processing. On track for 90% of the market? These features make Nvidia chips highly suitable and coveted for developing advanced AI models. Just this week, two major French companies incloud servicesand telecom announced they would acquire Nvidias powerful H100 chips. Unless, of course, France and the Autorite de la concurrence will have something to say about it....

September 29, 2023 · 1 min · 124 words · Chelsea Smith

From The Ryder Cup: The U.S. Is Getting Its Ass Kicked, Trails 6.5-1.5

ROME There have been eight matches at this Ryder Cup. The U.S. has not won a single one. That’s never happened in the 94-year-history of this event. We’ll be getting our guys focused to be back in the saddle, so to speak. But what a day." The Americans were left searching for the faintest resons for optimism. “At least we got some points,” Wyndham Clark said. “But we have a tall task in front of us....

September 29, 2023 · 3 min · 459 words · Kristopher Smith

If The Packers Aren't Going To Block Or Run The Ball, Jordan Love Is Going To Have No Chance Like He Did Last Night

With the line going out there short-handed, no one stepped up. Love was under siege all night thanks to Hutchinson and co. Would be nice if Bakhtiari was out there, but his days of consistent play appear over. That or he’s just is waiting to get traded to the Jets in the offseason. Either way, his situation is a fucking mess. No Bak and no Jenkins set this offensive line up for disaster....

September 29, 2023 · 3 min · 427 words · Daniel Scott

Paris-based Mistral releases first generative AI model — and it’s totally free

Europes startup contribution to the generative AI bonanza, Mistral, has released its first model. Mistral 7B is free to download and be used anywhere including locally. It’s free, every week, in your inbox. Were committing to release the strongest open models in parallel to developing our commercial offering, Mistral said. Were already training much larger models, and are shifting toward novel architectures. Stay tuned for further releases this fall. Do not expect a user-friendly ChatGPT web interface to engage with the made-in-Europe LLM....

September 29, 2023 · 1 min · 122 words · Nicholas Little

UK, Switzerland, and Sweden set for biggest economic boosts from AI in Europe

So say the expert analysts at Capital Economics, a financial research firm based in London. The three categories were then combined to calculate a global ranking. Unsurprisingly, the US topped the charts, but there were some shockers in the chasing pack. It’s free, every week, in your inbox. Among them was the relatively low position of China. InEurope, meanwhile, the outlook is mixed. Leading the continent is the UK, which ranked third globally, behind only the US and Singapore....

September 29, 2023 · 2 min · 402 words · Danielle West

Curt Schilling Is An Asshole And Revealed Tim Wakefield Is Seriously Sick Without His Permission

The media attention became so overwhelming that the Red Sox had to put out that press release. Curt Schilling said on his podcast that Wakefield was ill and then said what he was specifically battling. I’m not going to disclose those specifics because the Wakefields clearly don’t want that. Also, Schilling is such a stupid asshole that I don’t trust him as a source. It’s pretty impressive how often Schilling fucks up consistently by opening his mouth yet can never close it....

September 28, 2023 · 2 min · 388 words · Anthony Williams