A Play-By-Play Of AWL And "Price Is Right's" Most Unfortunate Contestant Ever

What are the odds of getting a total score of zero playing the Price Is Right game called Plinko? Rest assured I’m here to showcase your misery at your behest if something similar happens to you. Two of these slots are zeros, but a $10,000 slot lays enticingly in-between them. Here’s how the entire thing played out. We’ll break it down play-by-play: What a disc tease. I’ve never seen a guy so disappointed by dropping their disc into an open hole....

April 9, 2023 · 2 min · 247 words · Scott Brown

Dumping Them Out: Happy Easter

Welcome back to the annual Easter episode of Dumping Them Out. I take Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ’s birthday very seriously. I wasn’t sure if a smut blog would be appropriate on a day like today. As I understand it, Jesus would rather us honor him with rabbit, candy, and ham. But it’s my duty to scour the internet for Boob GIFs every Sunday. It would be disingenuous to list any other rabbit ahead of him....

April 9, 2023 · 3 min · 552 words · Christopher Anderson

Everything You Need To Know For A Wild Final Day Of The NBA Regular Season

Today is a big day for several reasons. It’s a little crazy how quickly these last 6 months have flown by. It was fun as hell. We still have so much to be determined, even on the final day of the season. That shit is still wide open Seeds 5-9 are still up for grabs. All of these teams play at the same time! If LAC/GS/NO all lose, the Clippers still finish 5th....

April 9, 2023 · 3 min · 492 words · Deborah Wilson

From Augusta National: 18 Parting Thoughts On Jon Rahm's Comeback Victory Over Brooks Koepka

AUGUSTA Seventy-two holes is a ton of golf. It feels like even more when there are multiple stoppages in play and a 29-hole marathon Sunday. In the end, the best player on the planet won the biggest golf tournament on the planet. There is so, so much to discuss. Here are 18 parting thoughts from the grounds of Augusta National. But lets rewind back just two months, when Jon Rahm reigned on top of the golfing world....

April 9, 2023 · 9 min · 1711 words · Stephen Williams

Thoughts vs. Words

I had a dentist appointment Friday morning. It’s hard not to think mean things about people when they’re make you bleed from your mouth. I’m assuming I’m not the only person who does things like that. I can’t be. They’re clearly thoughts that you would never say. In most cases they’re thoughts that you don’t even agree with. It happens in all sorts of situations. Dentist Office Dentist:“Does that hurt?...

April 9, 2023 · 3 min · 499 words · Joshua Barrera

After Dismantling The Raptors With Ease, The Celtics Made It Pretty Clear That They Are Ready For The Postseason

I suppose it might help if I tell you when that was. The year was 2010-11. Coming off a Finals loss in heart breaking fashion (sound familiar? I lived off Monica’s and Umbertos with some Florentine cookies from Bova’s regularly mixed in. I say focus on the 1960-61 ending. If you’re curious, you should focus on the 1793-74 ending if the Celts stay at 56. They’ve been around for 77 seasons....

April 8, 2023 · 5 min · 873 words · Donna Edwards MD

2023 NFL Draft Big Board: Will Anderson Jr. And Anthony Richardson Lead Top 100 Prospects

I’m sure ranking Anthony Richardson this high won’t be polarizing at all. I think my rationale behind supporting Richardson to such a degree is sound. Just hear me out. Alabama’s Will Anderson is probably atop most big boards you’ll see and for good reason. He had 101 total tackles, 31 TFL and 17.5 sacks as a sophomore. Jalen Carter’s legal situation is still pending, but I’ve dropped him from second overall to 19th....

April 7, 2023 · 4 min · 808 words · Jennifer Delgado

A Love Letter To Baseball

Dear Baseball, Today is one of the best days of the year. You are bigger than a sport. You’re engrained in our culture and DNA. Our love for you is passed down generation to generation through the shared experience of your beautiful game. The only difference now is the bases are three inches bigger. And who could blame you for that? We could all use an extra three inches. For many, our love for you is conditional....

April 7, 2023 · 3 min · 515 words · Sara Adams

Christina Aguilera Heroically Admits She's A Huge Fan of Orgasming And More

“Swallowing is actually a good thing, it’s got a lot of protein in it. There’s something to be said for it after working hard,” Aguilera said on the podcast. “Vaginas are the epicenter of our well-being.” This article was sourced from a small podcast called Call Her Daddy. I had never heard of it but it looks incredible. The host is gorgeous and a little aloof while being driven, smart, and innovative....

April 7, 2023 · 3 min · 484 words · Willie Harris

Digital twins could save your life. Here’s how

Digitaltwinsvirtual replicas of real-world things are already commonplace in manufacturing, industry, and aerospace. There are highly complex digital models of cities, ports, and power stations but what about people? The idea of digitaldoppelgangershas long been confined to the realm of science fiction. But anew book presented at Londons Science Museum last week suggests the concept could be coming to life. 40% off TNW Conference! The most notable example isAlya Red, a digital twin of a heart comprising around 100 million virtual cells....

April 7, 2023 · 2 min · 354 words · Alex Foster

Everyone, At Some Point During The Week, Is A Little Bitch

Yesterday morning I took a look at myself in the mirror and felt more disgusting than usual. The barista handed me a coffee that was so hot my fingers nearly melted when touching the paper cup. I’d guess it was a half-degree burn. Not quite first degree, but not nothing. I probably don’t have fingerprints as I punch in this. That, admittedly, makes me a little bitch. There’s no fighting it....

April 7, 2023 · 3 min · 517 words · Sandra Simpson

The world’s first self-driving bus fleet will soon hit Scotland’s streets

CAV stands for connected and autonomous vehicles. The vehicles have sensors enabling them to travel on pre-selected roads at up to 80kph. It’s free, every week, in your inbox. Fully driverless cars are not legally permitted in the UK. Similar CAV projects are planned inSunderland and Belfast. Driverless buses are not a new concept. Story bySion Geschwindt Sion is a freelance science and technology reporter, specialising in climate and energy....

April 7, 2023 · 1 min · 73 words · Michael Johnson

TNW València 2023 was a blast — here are our favourite moments

But we didnt choose Valencia simply for its bright blue sea, delicious paellas, or sunny weather. Valencias tech ecosystem is a breath of fresh air, says Myrthe van der Erve, TNWs CEO. 40% off TNW Conference! Across 105 meetings and 50 mentoring sessions, the event also delivered real business outcomes. Here are some of our favourite moments: 1. Our guestlist also contained an array of the citys most influential politicians....

April 7, 2023 · 1 min · 194 words · Claire Wright