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In my late teens-early 20s I went through a promiscuous phase. I had sex with probably 30 something men by the time I was 23yo. Its never been a discussion ever again. I just found out about his affairs several months ago. He started cheating on me when he was overseas and he was on dating apps having casual sex. He was deployed 3 times and he used that time to have sex with other women....

I am really into (my friends might say somewhat obsessed with) coffee. Enter Helsinki-based Kaffa Roastery, and its new blend of beans called AI-conic. After that, Kaffa determined the roasting profile and took it from there. 40% off TNW Conference! Usually, blends are made from two or three beans. Kaffa showcased the AI-conic coffee blend at this past weekends Helsinki Coffee Festival at the Helsinki Cable Factory. I think AI has plenty to offer us in the long run....

New week, same winners. That’s the vibe in professional golf right now. A week after Scottie Scheffler entered the Masters as the world No. Two lowkey, unassuming Americans in their 20s reign over pro golf at present. They’re both on historic runs at the exact same time. Korda entered the week +550, not dissimilar from Scheffler’s odds to win the Masters. On the women’s side, the next closest to Nelly were four players at +2500....

I bought abiggerpiece of property west of Aurora last summer in unincorporated Kane County. Its a quant and cozy 1920s style farmhouse on 2 acres in the woods, surrounded by fuckin nature. I should watch my language but Im compelled to keep it informal with you guys on the topic. Theres gorgeous shit everywhere and I should open up about it. So here we go. A power ranking blog of the 9 exotic species that co-inhabit my rural property....

Before you all say it, I’m going to beat you to it: 1. The Guardians have played the Oakland A’s seven times in their first 22 games. The Guardians have played the Twins, White Sox, and A’s 12x in their first 22 games. Here’s my response to all of the above: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK! I’m not going to sit here with my thumb in my ass and not mention it....

Chances are it looks a whole lot like what we got yesterday. As we saw last year, Game 1s at home are certainly no lock for an automatic win. The point is, nothing this time of year is ever a guarantee. You have to go out and earn it. This team feels different. It is not a prayer that the Celts lit it up from three, that’s what they do....

SPOILERS AHEAD - When Keegs is locked in, Chicago is unbeatable! SEASON 4 RESULTS:Match 01:Ziti def. Minihane, 13-11Match 02:Frank def. Ponies, 13-10Match 03:Yak def. Balls, 12-10Match 04:Experts def. Honkers, 16-9Match 05:Chicago def. Smockin, 15-13Match 06:Honkers def. Icedogs, 14-8Match 07:XYZ def. urMom, 19-7Match 08:Minihane def. Foreplay, 19-8Match 09:Balls def. FLUX, 15-8Match 10:Experts def. Gaz, 13-12Match 11:Frankettes def. Chicago, 14-13Match 12:Ziti def. Smockin, 15-14**Match 13:Experts def. XYZ, 15-12Match 14:Yak def....

Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out. Today’s episode will be a NBA/NHL Playoff Preview of sorts. I’m not a fan of Florida hockey teams. They shouldn’t be allowed cold weather sports. People often forget that the name of the city of “Tampa” and not “Tampa Bay”. I’ve always thought of Tampa as a trash place, based on their extensive number of strips clubs. But I do enjoy strip clubs....

I can’t believe we’re finally here. When she said she was a poet, she wasn’t lying. As always, I just needed Taylor to show me the way. We do get a handful of songs about him, that in fact rip my soul to shreds. THAT is what I feel from a lot of this album. I was also shocked to see not one, but two songs for Travis Kelce. Honestly, just how it should be....

They simply couldn’t retain their record breaking roster. To put it in perspective, he has 43 more points than the next Bruin, Brad Marchand. He gets paid to score goals and that’s what the Bruins will need from him this postseason. Dude just loves beating Toronto. If the Bruins are to advance, Pasta will be a big reason why. He is their offense and the Bruins will go as far as he (and Marchand) go....

The Celtics have too many scorers for this to stay competitive. The Boston Celtics should dominate this series, especially after falling to Miami last season. This year has all been about getting championship #18; anything less is a failure in Boston. The New York Knicks drew a tough first-round opponent, but there is no hiding in the playoffs. To beat the Philadelphia 76ers, you need relentless team defense to swarm Joel Embiid....

Eastern Conference Atlantic Division A cold sweat breaks out every time the Florida Panthers see the Tampa Bay Lightning. Tampa defeated their Sunshine State rivals on the way to the Stanley Cup Final in 2021 and 2022. Last year, the Panthers made the run to the Final without facing the Lightning. Though, with Sam Reinhart scoring 57 goals, the Panthers are poised for a big playoff run. The Maple Leafs have yet to figure out how to win in the postseason....

That’s all I can say. I LOVE the song, and can I just say the chemistry between Taylor and Post is ABSOLUTELY PALPABLE. Travis, watch your back bro!!!! LOBOTOMY SZN IS HERE! A few of my favorite stills: Bravo!!!!! BRAVO!!!! !