‘Her parents found it suspect that he married Bianca one month after his divorce from Kim was finalized.
They really didn’twant Bianca to be his rebound from such a high-profile marriage.’
Can you believe that?
The nerve of these parents.
I can’t imagine what it would be like to raise a daughter.
A beautiful one at that.
Everything is going great.
You’re knocking it out of the park as parents.
Then right out of school she lands a job as Head Architect at a company called Yeezy.
Very cool, very hip.
You’re a little concerned about her boss though.
In many ways he’s a creative genius.
A little eccentric I guess.
Even a little funny.
But you take the good with the bad.
But what is she going to do, say no?
It’s an incredible opportunity.
She’s got a good head on her shoulders.
She’ll be ok.
But the more she works there, the more concerned you get.
These parents are watching their pride and joy work for a raving lunatic from a far.
That alone has to be pretty scary.
Bosses can be crazy.
I once had a boss who scolded me for not praying before dinner.
Some people are just different, and that’s ok.
But then one day you get this call from your daughter.
“Hey Mom and Dad, I have big exciting news”
“What is it dear?
Did you design the world’s best building?”
“No, even better.
I’m married!”
I didn’t even know you had a boyfriend.
Who is he?"
“You know my boss right?
“You’re married to Kanye West?
“He’s a great guy, I really think you’ll like him!”
“Why would you possibly think that?”
“Have you ever heard Gold Digger?”
Then look up his net worth”
I imagine the conversation went something like that.
Ever since then her name has been in the news on a daily basis.
Every day there’s a new report about Kanye West doing something new and insane.
Every day they’re seeing reports of this nature.
She is also required to eat certain food items and to work out even though Kanye doesnt work out.
Along with pictures and headlines of this nature.
All you wanted to do is enjoy your retirement in peace.
You were so close too.
Your daughter was on a perfectly normal path.
Apparently they met one time.
I’d love to have been a fly on the wall for that conversation.
I think there’s a chance it was perfectly normal.
I know he’s bat shit crazy, but he’s still wildly successful.
He must besomewhatwith it.
At least at time.
Here’s another fun fact, Bianca’s dad is a gangster.
That’s a fun little wrinkle.
Dude was shipping heroin in and out of the country.
Being able to say that you were marked for assassination is kind of bad ass.
Knowing that, Kanye might be in trouble.
He’ll come in around 2 billionth place behind every Swiftie in the world.
