I was a big time Seinfeld fan growing up.
At one point in my life I could catch two episodes a day on TBS.
One before dinner at 5:30pm, and another before bed at 10pm (or somewhere around there).
I believe I’ve seen every episode at least once.
Despite being a show about nothing, it’s a show that applies to so many real-life situations.
Wikipedia- Jerry has a detached approach towards relationships and breaks up with women for the most minor of reasons.
That’s a new woman every 2.47 episodes.
He accumulated a roster of 90’s style smokeshows that would make Leo tip his cap.
A murderer’s row of beautiful women and one stray Jennifer Coolidge.
And so many more.
Courtney Cox, the red haired girl from Desperate Housewives, the list is long.
A daughter played by none other than Denise Richards.
People throw around the phrase, “they could never make that episode today” a little too often.
But in the 90’s that’s just classic George.
I understand it was a different time, but c’mon Jerry!
Control yourself, sir!
The storyline of Seinfeld episodes are often times genius.
The way they the writers make everything come together so perfectly in the end is incredible.
I mean what the fuck is that shit?
I guess that’s funny?
I suppose that’s the appeal of the show.
It’s supposed to be stupid.
It’s a show about nothing.
It’s just friends hanging out, talking, getting themselves into sticky situations.
It was revolutionary in its time.
And for the most part I’d say it still holds up.
But I also watched Seinfeld’s most recent Netflix special, and boy did that do nothing for me.
The man is no Katt Williams I’ll tell you that much.
And Seinfeld is an underrated horny show.
Everybody talks about the shows brilliance, but nobody talks about it’s horniness.
Swear I didn’t see that.
Not that I thought this was an original take or anything.
But if I knew Curb had just done it so recently I wouldn’t have wrote this.
Or I at least would have lead off the blog with it.
I know how shitty that looks.
Here’s the clip of JB Smoove doing this joke way better in the span of 43 seconds.
