Maybe Wayne Newton crooning a velvety national anthem.
A halftime show featuring white tigers and skydiving, mutton-chopped Elvises.
Hopefully, this years postgame goes better.
I havent even gotten to the Sphere, James Dolans trippy space orb for graying rock gods.
Man, does time fly.
But that was three years ago now.
And now we’re here.
But they crushed it.
The city is buzzing.
And it looks amazing.
In a good way.
It was 55 degrees yesterday but it felt freezing.
Other than that, everything is perfect.
Don’t listen to Joe Buck’s lame ass.
I see right through it though.
This dire prediction about this weekend in Vegas, is the real him.
The world’s biggest entertainment event, in the mecca of entertainment.
Vegas is the perfect place to do this.
It was made to host the Super Bowl.
Let’s just do it here every year."
Because it’s true.
I kid you not.
The hotel zone was right next to the entertainment zone, which was right next to the stadium.
Took hours and sky high prices to get anywhere.
Then they were cool.
Vegas solves all of this.
It’s got a great airport, accessible from pretty much everywhere.
It has more hotel rooms than you know what to do with.
All budgets and price ranges too.
You got the Wynn and Bellagio right there.
You not looking to spend a fortune because you’ll never be in your room anyway?
Excalibur or Luxor are calling your name.
Are restaurants impossible to get into on high-traffic tourist weekends?
Entertainment also needs no discussion here but I’ll do it anyway.
Las Vegas is the entertainment capital of the world.
More bars, clubs, strip clubs, theatre shows, peep shows, whatever you’re into.
They have them and they have lots of them.
And they’re all in a few square miles.
Meaning it’s possible for you to walk to everything.
Except for maybe SoFi in LA, nothing is on Allegiant’s level.
I’ve now had the luxury of attending two games at Allegiant these past two seasons.
Both Patriots at Raiders games.
And both Patriots drubbiings.
The first, in a rip-your-heart-out fashion that will live in infamy.
Yes, the Jackobi Myers lateral pick-six game.
The place is fuckin stunning.
And it’s right behind the strip of hotels on the other side of Dean Martin Dr.
Meaning depending how far down the strip you are, it’s walkable.
At the worst, you’re talking a $20 uber.
And that experience extends from before you even get into the stadium.
Well, not here.
They get you in the stadium very quickly and efficiently.
Stadium security is very helpful, plentiful, and polite.
(He doesn’t get out much, and he’s Italian, so give him a break.)
Walking into the place feels more like you’re in a high-end luxury food court than a stadium.
The concourse is RIDICULOUS.
(Faux marble or not, A for effort guys)
The seats are all crazy nice.
We’re talking new-movie theatre plush, supple leather.
The whole place goes nuts.
Very fitting for a place that looks and feels like the Death Star from outside.
(Also, they play the epic “The Autumn Wind is a Pirate” song from NFL Films.
As fans enter the stadium which is fucking awesome and gives you chills.)
Seriously, it’s so well done.
The sound, and acoustics in the stadium are also incredible.
I’d say the crowd was 50/50 Pats and Raiders fans and the place was booming all game.
There doesn’t feel or seem to be a bad seat in the place.
From everywhere you walk, it’s open, and unobstructed views.
Oh yah, and the suites?
They look to be in a league of their own.
This is how close you are to the action.
And these are what the amenities are like.
You feel like you’re in The Wynn, not a football stadium.
The view is insane.
And the shit you’re able to hear on the field is wild.
And they have full-service, high-end premium liquor and beer bars everywhere.
There has to be like 15 of them scattered around down there.
And, of course, the beautiful Wynn ladies take care of everything.
The food menu is also ridiculous.
It was top-notch Wynn quality stuff.
Yah, $700k.
Can only imagine the characters that are going to be down there Sunday.
Hope we get some visuals.
(Replacing Tiesto who had to back out due to a family emergency).
You’re in for a treat.
Have the best time.
