Theres been a lot of bellyaching about Apple recently.

Too much if you ask me.

So what if Appleplans to scan your phone for the hash of child sexual abuse material?

Please Apple, go through everything on my phone

Why do you care?

You a nonce or something?

My question is this: why stop there with opening up its encryption system?

Callum Booth

Ive got nothing to hide.

Why should I care?

Statistically, itsunder 5% of the population.

After youve gone through all my media, yo, have a gander at my messages too.

I think youll be pleasantly surprised by some of the witticisms Ive been throwing out.

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Doubt its going to happen to me.

Never heard of her.

Once all my data is sloshing about on Apples servers, lets kick it up a notch.

Send it to more private companies.

Make some quick cash.

In fact, how about you fire it across to whatever government you fancy?

Everyone knows governments couldnt organize a piss up in a piss factory made of piss.

Theyre nothing to worry about.

Unleash any neural connection or predictive model on my data and information too.

Lets get allMinority Reporton this.

And if I get locked up for something I might think in the future?

Well, fairs fair.

But I doubt thats gonna happen.

Ive already said, Ive got nothing to hide, after all.

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