Sometimes in life you are called upon by a higher power.
Some kind of divine energy that guides you towards your true purpose.
One that let’s know you, “this is exactly why I was put on Earth.”
This is why I was meant to exist.
Just a putrid risk/reward ratio.
A perfect example “by any means necessary.”
But her will was too strong.
She will not be defeated by mother nature.
Dude dancing on the hill
This guy is an absolute legend.
He gyrates in the face of danger.
While everyone else struggles to keep their balance he is hitting the Dougie on fools mid-hill.
This man likes to live dangerously and on this day it paid off.
The Shit Eaters (The Ones Who Fell)
10.
Girl who almost brings down her friend
I get it.
You’re wearing white.
The mud is brown.
Your fun day at the festival is flashing before your very eyes.
But you’re able to’t reach for a friend and bring them down too.
This isn’t a team game.
Fall with some dignity young lady.
He tried to switch to goofy foot (right foot forward) and lost control of his body.
Anyone who has ever snowboarded knows that on the most dangerous hills you stay with your strong foot forward.
And you never try and switch with your back to the bottom of the hill.
No need to be a hero here.
The only goofy thing you needed was that dumb ass Raiden from Mortal Kombat hat.
Flawless victory for the hill.
I have nothing else to work off except body bang out and bucket hat but I’m convinced nonetheless.
Whoever it was it’s possible for you to’t be arrogant when the hill is this angry.
This guy stopped mid-hill to have a chat and you just know that pissed the hill off.
There are no pleasantries when the hill is snatching ACLs like it was on this day.
You stop to chat, the hill puts you on your back.
Guy in the bandana who took a knee
I don’t even think this guy fell from the mud.
He was a good sport about it and he didn’t lose his beer.
Well done, sir.
You will only piss the hill off further.
Just look at that right arm hyperextended all the way behind her body.
Hope she has a good chiropractor.
This girl had a running start and ate shit so hard the people at the Dubstep stage started headbanging.
We get it Sarah, the hill hit you with the spirit of the holy ghost.
Don’t ruin everyone else’s night too.
Three-way Tie for 5th: Dude in purple shirt losing two beers
Pain.
This is a huge L all around for ol' buddy.
That was like $35 worth of beer that just became a victim to the hill.
He also has white shoes on which is a huge no-no at a festival.
Dude in yellow shirt face down in the mud
What’s worse than mud up your entire back?
Bless this dude for taking that beating in stride.
He sacrificed body and face to keep the beer in tact.
That’s what legends are made of.
He said fuck it.
I’ll just slide the rest of the way down.
This is how you earn the hill’s respect.
It put you down there, might as well enjoy the ride the rest of the way.
Kid who just give up
I absolutely love this kid.
He’s seething at the fact his balance was snatched away by the hill.
He’s so mad his head-to-toe minty fresh outfit just got shit streaked to bejesus.
But instead of fighting back he just gives up.
I live here now.
Go on without me.
The middle of the hill is where I belong.
I am now one with the hill.
It is my master.
Chicago jersey guy saves both beers mid slide
The level of difficulty on this move is insane.
Get this guy in the olympics.
He eats shit, drops both beers, and then recovers them before they are gone MID SLIDE.
That’s called putting your purpose above yourself.
He knows how much those beers cost and he knows he is already covered in mud.
Might as well pull off an expert-level move and become a legend in the process.
This is a man who rises to the occasion.
Well done my guy, you have earned my respect but more importantly the hill’s respect.
