Here are your NBA Draft Lottery odds tonight:
Now tonight is more than just the NBA Draft Lottery.
We’re talking about the potential for Victor Wembanyama, the most hyped draft prospect arguably since LeBron.
Don’t get me wrong, Scoot Henderson at No.
2 ain’t too shabby, but this is the Victor draft heading into it.
I’m talking the real nerdy shit like where hips are on defense and certain shooting forms.
But my favorite part?
Thinking of all the conspiracy theories.
There’s nothing like a good Draft conspiracy theory …. ahem, Chief, Chicago and Bedard.
Dallas Mavericks
These sons of bitches tanked to ruin the Knicks.
I hope everyone jumps you in the lottery.
Indiana Pacers
Simple here.
Nothing good should happen to the Pacers.
Chicago Bulls
You already got Bedard.
You already got the new Barstool office.
How many good things can happen to Chicago?
Have you watched the Chicago guys lately?
Chief is riding a little too high for my liking and Chief is a pal.
Also the Bulls ruined my childhood and I like to hold a grudge.
Toronto Raptors
They might lose Fred VanVleet, already got rid of Nick Nurse.
I don’t know, they just feel like a team that’s there.
I don’t ever go out of my way to watch them.
The definition of whatever team.
Charlotte Hornets
Sure, him and LaMelo would be fun together.
But again we’re talking Charlotte here.
No one really cares about them, feels like he’d just be on an at-best mediocre team forever.
Well, not bad, he’s rich as shit.
But the Wizards could be fun with Beal, Kuzma and Victor.
Utah Jazz
Fucking Danny Ainge.
At least they didn’t tank.
But come on, I can’t have Danny Ainge win again, especially in Utah.
Can’t have Victor playing in the worst jerseys in the league.
New Orleans Pelicans
The Pelicans are great at getting a No.
1 pick and having it fail.
Time to change that.
You had Davis force a trade out.
You have Zion not playing games and potentially being fat.
What’s the opposite of fat?
Great 1-2 right there.
Detroit Pistons
Old school franchise that needs some help badly.
That’s why they are here.
Shit this franchise won multiple NBA titles in my lifetime.
But right now they are just … bad.
Get Cade healthy, get him Victor.
At least give Detroit some hope outside of the Lions.
Houston Rockets
This team stunk, but they do have some pieces to be fun.
That’s the key here.
Can Vic go to a place where it’s fun and make them entertaining.
Orlando Magic
The Magic would actually be fun as shit with Vic.
You have Paolo coming off the ROY.
Shit, that’s a young, fun team that’s basically college All-Stars.
Throw in Wemby and they’d be entertaining as hell.
Portland Trail Blazers
Someone, anyone, c’mon help Dame Lillard out.
Get him Vic and rejuvenate the franchise.
San Antonio Spurs
Going from Robinson to Duncan to Victor all while having Pop run around would be hilarious.
Give them one more run with Pop and let Victor be the next dominant big man there.
Oklahoma City Thunder
Hell yes.
I’m saying this because Chet-Wemby frontcourt would be fucking hilarious.
The Thunder are fun, they didn’t tank this year and have a legit star in SGA.
There you have it.
A reason for all the 14 teams.
I told (Jazz GM Kevin O’Connor): ‘We’re toast.’
This is not happening for us and I was right."
The Wolves had the No.
2 pick and took Derrick Williams, who, yeah, hasn’t been worth the No.
Pretty sure you want Kyrie there.
Oh, why is he so pissed?
Yeah, nothing to see here.
Although, Kahn may have tried to draft Johnny Flynn again.
This might be the biggest crock of shit I’ve ever seen.
The Lakers jump up to the 4th spot, making it easier for them to trade for Anthony Davis?
Oh and the team that’s trading Anthony Davis gets the No.
1 pick and the most hyped rookie since LeBron?
Dikembe Mutombo predicts the future
Oh, just a harmless tweet right?
That was tweeted at 1:36 pm.
The lottery doesn’t happen at 1:36 pm.
Oh and his apology, where he says there’s no conspiracy and just a mistake?
You knew and you tweeted it out.
That was the mistake.
Oh, this next one was no mistake.
Irene Pollin and the Wizards get the No.
1 pick after her husband dies
This picture is just so perfect.
Everyone’s reactions sums up the NBA Lottery so much.
In this case, Irene Pollin was there to represent the Wizards.
Just months before this her husband and owner of the team Abe Pollin died of a rare brain disease.
Now, the conspiracy theorists will say because Abe was so beloved and John Wall was the clear No.
Oh, it was also the season with Gilbert Arenas decided to bring guns to the locker room.
I miss the old Wizards teams.
Derrick Rose gets to stay home as a long shot
Jesse D. Garrabrant.
The Bulls desperately needed some help here.
They had the Jay Williams situation.
Who was the top pick that year?
Oh, just this guy Derrick Rose who happened to be from Chicago.
Yeah, I’m sure that wouldn’t help the team at all.
Nothing to get the No.
1 pick back home for ratings.
LeBron to Cleveland
Oh, yeah the Akron kid wasn’t going to stay at home.
Either way, this is hilarious just for Gordon Gund’s comment followed by laughter.
Shit, even Tirico knows that the NBA wanted LeBron in Cleveland for the narratives.
The five worst odds that year were Cleveland, Denver, Detroit, Toronto and Miami.
Frozen Envelope
One of the most talked about conspiracy theories in all of sports.
The 1985 lottery, better known as the frozen envelope.
Personally, I applaud the NBA for rigging the lottery the first time around.
Let everyone know you mean business.
Personally, I don’t think they rig it enough for the Knicks.
