This has been a terrible day for a number of people.
The weather is horrible here in the Northeast.
But I am not alone in having a miserable day.
Here’s who I think is having it the worst.
Despite costing $100 million dollars to make, it only made $8 million dollars this weekend.
I have to imagine this will be the last Expendables for a long time.
It seems like this recent movie was dreadful.
It has a 16% rotten tomatoes score.
Imagine spending $100 million dollars in 2023 on a movie with Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham?
It honestly hasn’t been a great week for them.
While they are staying in Tampa Bay, they are building yet another dome.
Not a retractable roof…but another fucking dome.
Calvin Coolidge
Calvin Coolidge has been dead for 90 years.
That’s not going to lend yourself to having a good Sunday.
Before he died he said “I feel I no longer fit in with these times.”
So he was pretty miserable with how stuff looked in 1933.
Imagine if he is some roaming ghost now?
I was born in 1979 and I barely feel like I fit in with these times.
Cal would be so miserable if he still walks among us.
Jets/Broncos/Jags/Vikings fans
All four of these fan bases are in varying degrees of being fucked.
The Jets can’t score 11 points with Zack Wilson.
The Jaguars might be the regression team of 2023.
The Vikings should do a fire sale and trade everything they can and start over.
The Broncos might have had the worst day of this group.
Giving up 70 points to the Dolphins is fucking wild.
You want to say something so people don’t think it’s actually you but you are helpless.
Who would believe someone with no skin?
Imagine if Taylor Swift marries Travis Kelce?
This would be years and years of pain for Keegs.
She thinks Travis Kelce is pretty corny for some reason.
Keegs loves Taylor Swift so much and now she’ll have to endure all things Kelce.
As a football fan, I love Travis Kelce.
He’s so much fun to watch.
He’s the best tight end ever.
But imagine dealing with Travis Kelce if you didn’t like football?
where she sings about having a simple life.
Complicated life challenges that women have to deal with?
Not in her songbook anymore.
Now it’s a life of French Toast and fart jokes.
