Add in the Barstool Bump and some of these ladies might confuse me for a 7 and a half!

You’re just a man".

Besides, I’m taken, ladies!

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Married to the Blog!

Is dinner with the Village Idiot a good idea?

That’s a fucking GREAT idea.

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And I tweeted the news myself before Woj could steal it from me.

….and then came out all the federally licensed Content Advisors of the internet.

But when push comes to shove, I’m leaning with Daniel Katz on all things content.

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It’s a risk I’m willing to take!

I think the juice may be worth the squeeze on this one.

I think that’s standard?

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But also, I think we all know that nothing associated with Ben Mintz is….normal.

Hey, after 20 days of unemployment, I’m finally collecting a paycheck again.

I can afford it!

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But the longshot payoff on this wager specifically comes from the “Look Straight In The Eyes” wording.

Going to be tough to do when my line of vision is parallel and his is more perpendicular.

We’re going to have to time it up exactly right to lock eyes.

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I askedTitus on Mostly Sports yesterdaywhat his Dozen situation was, while knowing exactly what it was.

The plan doesn’t work unless you do!

So I don’t know, you guys tell me.

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So then 5 minutes afterwards, I can announce that I am joining the team he just left.

I kinda hope this whole ruse can be executed while we’re sitting across from each other at supper.

I said ABP, you are correct, that is unbelievable.

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Post Blog Notes:

  • I don’t know where we’re going.

Is it funnier to do something fancy, or can the boys enjoy some chicken wings and beer?

** Just found out Mintzy chooses not to drink alcohol.

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Totally cool, and I support him and anyone who makes that decision.

*** Are you allowed to drink a beer when the other person does not?