Plus I’m sure he doesn’t want people screaming “Suck my dick, Lenny!”
at him as he takes Stella and the kids on their walks too.
He’ll also basically be living at the office anyways because the man grinds.

Wicker Park
PFT is a multifaceted man so I think Wicker fits best.
He can go let his hair down and be Ska/Pup Punk PFT at one of those bars on Milwaukee.
Then he can put the bun up and watch a game on Division street.
The Texas heat to the lake front breeze.
Tex Mex to Buffalo Joes.
The Cons to the Libs.

Canaryville
Good old Philly Kate and Canaryville are a match made in heaven by herself.
Gold Coast
Ah, Corporate Hank.
The elite businessman of the bunch has to live where the other elite businessmen live.

Old Town
Kyle’s kind of a tough one to peg.
Aurora
The Makin' Money’s are great people.
They love to have a good time, but even more so they love to gamble.

Ukrainian Village
Nothing more to add.
Mount Greenwood
Spider gets shit done.
That’s where Mount Greenwood thrives.

I suppose this answer is also cheap, but don’t tempt Donnie with an outrageous content idea.
Dave ain’t gonna do the dirty work anymore.
BONUS:
Fasoli
Barstool River North
No mattress or pillow needed.















