There’s 2 types of married couples in this world.
Those who let their significant other have performative sex on camera for money, and those who don’t.
Progressive guy like me?
Happy wife, happy life.
And there’s no happier group of people in the world than those who work in the porn industry.
But that’s just how I see it.
Not everybody feels the same way.
Some people don’t want their wives to do porn.
I’ll just leave it at that.
I don’t know a lot about Adam22.
Also his wife, Lena The Plug is already a porn star.
She hasn’t been on my radar, but apparently she’s a big deal.
She’s all over PornHub, I just checked.
I’m a little confused about that, but from this video/caption that’s what I gather.
Although if we’re being honest I’m not sure he had much of a choice.
It’s just what they do.
It’s easy to say no at first.
But wouldn’t it be pretty cool to make $2,000 dollars?
There’s a lot to consider when making that decision.
When you put it that way, yes.
But is it worth more than $1,000 PER HOUR!?
That equates to over $2,000,000 annually.
That’s CEO money.
Not many people can say they’ve made that.
A very big con.
Everybody in your life is going to watch it.
Everybody and their mother is going tobustget a load of your wife at her most vulnerable.
Some people aren’t cool with that.
I might have bought that bullshit back in the 90’s, but the world has changed.
Regular ol' wife sex just doesn’t always cut it.
Sometimes you want to watch a jacked stranger have sex with your wife.
It could be kinda hot.
You’ll have it at your fingertips forever.
It might take years and years of therapy to fully come to terms with.
And then even after you’ve fully accepted it, you still won’t be completely over it.
Maybe she’ll let you get fucked on camera.
Maybe she’ll even let you do the fucking.
It wouldn’t necessarily have to be sexual either.
Maybe she’ll buy you a PS5.
Just be sure to pick your spots carefully.
you might’t do it in a way that makes her feel bad about her decision.
But play your cards right and you should be able to get some cool gifts out of it.
Porn stars are so good at sex.
I can’t do those moves.
you might’t do those moves.
Apparently your wife can.
But she can’t do them with you.
“Um, yeah.. my family has a time share in Put-In-Bay” - nobody fucking cares.
They’ve all seen it.
Then it’s possible for you to start running in circles with porn stars.
When you’re hanging out with other porn stars, they won’t judge your wife at all.
If anything they’ll think she’s prude compared to them.
It would probably be healthy for you.
Soon enough she’ll start hanging out with them without you there.
Then you’ll stop getting invited out entirely.
And you’ll just sit there and let it happen.
Every night you let her control the remote because you’re a big spineless coward.
That’s probably why you let her talk you into this porn thing in the first place.
What is she going to do, pick up extra shifts at Kohl’s?
She’s already done it once, what’s one more time?
It’s a slippery slope.
The decision gets easier and easier with each film.
If only there was someone sitting right next to me who could make me feel better."
That’ll work 9 out of 10 times.
Con: Descent Into a Loveless MarriageSlowly you’ll both start to resent each other.
Even though that’s total bullshit.
So you’ve let this resentment build up more and more and more until you finally just shut down.
She’ll start exclusively hanging out with her porn friends.
You’ll stop having sex entirely.
Soon enough you’re not even speaking.
Obviously you didn’t sign a prenup.
You never thought this would happen.
So you’ll be receiving a healthy chunk of the porn money that ruined your marriage.
It’s kind of poetic.
Con: JokesYour asshole friends will make funny remarks to you for the rest of your life.
You’ll laugh them off.
That’s what friends do and all.
But deep down it’s always going to be a little hurtful.
In the end, she’ll be the one with more regrets.
A single tear drips down your cheek.
Seed drips down your leg.
You never imagined your life would have gone this way.
Just a little something to think about if your wife expresses interest in getting into porn.
