“THESE are the people you have talking about sports?!?”
Not a great look, but Meek lives and breathes baseball.
He doesn’t have time for golf.

Ebony:Another first timer holding a club.
Eb hasn’t even played mini-golf.
I was informed by Ebony that black people don’t golf.

Ever heard of Tiger Woods?
Caroline:If golf was show tunes, Caroline would be dominating the sport.
Klemmer:Old people are great at golf.

They can’t hit the ball far with their old bones, but damnit they are consistent.
Klemmer is not one of those old guys.
His swing is ugly and he should throw his clubs into the river.

Kenjac:This is the swing of a guy who golfs to drink with his friends.
Tommy Smokes:The form of a limp, wet noodle.
We have finally found the one thing Tommy can’t win.

Frank The Tank:Frank’s greatest strength is his short game.
He’s a killer on the mini-golf course.
If you needed to use your irons in putt-putt, Frank would deem it a worth while skill.

Nate:This man is coming off a broken foot.
Like Tiger in the 2008 battling two stress fractures and a torn ACL, Nate refuses to quit.
Oh, but his swing is ass.

Glenny Balls:A lefty switching to the right side is no easy task.
Hubbs:As Hubbs lined up his shot he said,“I saw this in a video.
Only to try that tip and improve 0% at the activity you’ve attempted.

I actually think I did that pretty well.
Am I the most humble person in the world not putting myself first?
Some are saying, yes.

John Rich:I didn’t even look at JR’s swing.
I can’t juggle a golf ball, so John Rich is above me.
Jack Mac:The king of Tik Tok and now the links?

Impressive stuff from Jack Mack.
Gia:Gia has dominated the sports we’ve tried to do in the office.
She has a pretty damn good swing, and golf is like her 7th best sport.

Frankie:Another lefty hitting as a righty, and doing it well.
He’s come a long way from Frankie Butterknives.
Sam:Beautiful shot.

The only person not afraid to get under the ball.
DQ’ed from the match.






