The best Christmas movie out there isHome Alone.
It puts you in the Christmas spirit the way a good Christmas movie should.
Defend yourself and your family by purchasing a piece.
Wouldn’t be surprised if Kevin grows up to be into some weird voyeur stuff.
Ornaments Under The Window:Reeeeally banking on a bandit coming through the window shoeless.
Micromachines:This is absolutely a step up from ornaments under a window, but not by much.
But, catching one of these toy cars at the right angle on hardwood floor could be deadly.
Love Kevin sitting at the top of the stairs taunting them into tripping.
Sorry to Axl, but all you have to do is step on the spider, problem solved.
Having your enemies swing into a brick wall and fall 2 stories will bring the pain.
A character arc they say Walter White was based off of inBreaking Bad.
Rumor has it, it was Kevin’s dream to be alone his whole life.
Even when you know you’re walking on ice, you could still slip and fall.
These guys have no clue ice is there.
I had a cartoon like fall on ice in college and sprained the hell out of my wrist.
Marv and Harry take spills down concrete stairs.
Trip Wire:Nothing fancy, just a classic booby trap.
In a past life Kevin McCallister did a three tours in Vietnam as Long-Range Reconnaissance Patrol.
Kevin makes one of the Wet Bandits his property.
Again, Kevin is a psycho.
Kevin had Marv looking like Peyton Manning’s forehead after he’s been wearing his helmet too tight.
Can’t feel pain if you’re knocked unconscious.
There’s still time to get your Battle Plan Ugly sweater before Christmas …
