This weeks release of iOS 14.5 was a big one.
And the tech world took notice.
So thats what were gonna do.
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This could actually benefit him a little.
Of all the new iOS 14.5 features, this sounds maybe the most innocuous.
I mean, what could Zuckerberg possibly find annoying about this?
Well, lets explore.
First, a simple question.
Whats Facebooks main goal?
Correct: vanquishing your privacy.
But this new iOS function allows you to avoid that.
Ergo, the machines lose and Zuckerberg is slightly irritated.
Instead, now you have four English options to choose from when you set up the voice activated assistant.
This isnt okay in Zuckerbergs mind.
In fact, this is a defiantly anti-robot move.
Everyone knows that our future overloads speak in a stilted monotone.
They put the emphasis and stress on the wrong parts of words.
They sound cold and reserved.
Pretending otherwise is an insult to machines worldwide.
That cannot stand.
Of course, App Tracking Transparency rolling out to phones across the world will piss off Zuckerberg a lot.
THE NEW HUMAN EMOJI
The Zuck is fuming.
Hes torn his shirt off.Hes covered his face in sunscreen warpaint.
Hes at your front door.
A provocation, even.
You didnt ask for it, but, by god, we delivered.
