Which is why I’m not sure how someone got into my Paypal.
Let’s break some of them down:
PSI
Exams??
Is this a poor scientist who needed to use my account to be able to finish Scientist school?
Maybe I’ve misunderstood this genius miscreant?
Could this person be starting a business?
Why else would they be signing up for software?
Cafe Madeline (13 attempts)
Here is where I start to feel stumped.
Whoever this is signed up so many times on Cafe Madeline that it froze my account.
It looks like they kept signing up, trying to buy something, and failed 13 times.
Could the business they are trying to start, be a Cafe Madeline rip off?
Maybe they just wanted to get their hands on the goods to know what the competition is like?
Porsche
No google explanation needed here.
Our Hacker is thinking about the future now.
Every business owner needs to whip around in a Porsche, so I get it.
A Children’s hospital?
It’s all starting to make sense.
It is a tax write off, after all!
Futaba
It looks like we’ve reached the “introspection” portion of the hack.
Is this the life they really want to lead?
Could there be more to it?
A hobby, a new skill, anything that takes away the sting of loneliness?
Nadeje (4 attempts)
Ah, okay, no.
We’ve got our eyes back on the prize.
It looks like we’re expanding into Malaysian, French-inspired desserts.
That’ll play well in Orange County I bet!
Unity Books Wellington
Hmmm.
Now we’re reaching out to local bookstores in New Zealand.
Expanding the business again?
Or have we found our Hacker’s favorite place?
OTB Disks (14 attempts)
And there we have it.
Looks like our Hacker is ready to retire early, and hit the links.
They wanted this SO BADLY, they tried 14 times.
I feel I need to add this disclaimer - I don’t actually think one person did this.
Fuck you, die.)
