Reddit is about to get more rapid just as I was yearning forsocial mediato slow down.
The company has launched a range ofreal-time animations and notification features that sound unsettlingly energetic.
The flickering arrows are already making my retinas burn.

Mercifully, Reddits made the animations optional.
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If these gripes make you suspect that Im a grumpy Luddite, you would be correct.

The new features make me nostalgic for the days of static content and more tranquil interactions.
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He leads our coverage of European tech and oversees our talented team of writers.
Away from work, he enjoys playing chess (badly) and the guitar (even worse).