Is Skip Bayless' latest spin that the “clutch gene” skip a generation.
This man knows no bounds when it comes to evolving his hatred for LeBron James.
We have reached the apotheosis of Skip’s ouroboros-oriented ways.
Or if you like, the peak of Rustin Cohle’s “time is a flat circle” paradigm.
Bronny James definitely put his skills on display in the McDonald’s All-American Boys Game on Tuesday night.
I’d go as far to say that he surpassed my personal expectations.
Turns out, he was exceptional and may, in fact, beunderratedsomehow.
Skip has had this “clutch gene” argument against LeBron for his entire career.
It’s the most embarrassing, cringe-worthy schtick in all of sports talk media.
And this is coming from a guy who hasn’t watched any Skip-driven show in YEARS.
You know what’s also fun to punch into the ole YouTube edit field?
“skip bayless wrong about lebron”.
Oooooh I can’t wait for that shit.
“YEAR 22 LEBRON IS GOING TO FALL…OFF A CLIIIIIIIIFF!”
Shannon Sharpe’s gonna be all like, “Skip SkipSkipSkipSkipSkipSkipSkipSkipSkipSkipSkipSkipSkipSkipSkip.”
And he’ll be all, “IT’SMYYYYYTURN!
YOU TOLD ME IT WAS MY TURN WAAAAAAAAH!”
like the septuagenarian toddler that he is.
It’s kind of fun to textually articulate how loud and stupid Skip Bayless is.
A couple more Big J Journalism revelations I unearthed for this blog: Thetextbook (LOL, wth?
What a fucking tool.
With zero due respect, Skip…
Decades of work undone.
All the mountain of credibility he’s built up lost.
Sucks to suck, Skip.
Moving to the final point here.
Don’t you just love this?
I can’t imagine what that would even look like.
Is Bronny going to be the most clutch player in the history of basketball?
I mean, is LeBrona littleself-absorbed at times?
I’m sure he is.
He’s not Kyrie or even KD.
Not taking anything away whatsoever from the awesome prospect Bronny comes off as developing into.
He’s worked tirelessly to even get to this point.
It’ll never stop.
hey let it happen, basketball gods and/or Adam Silver and/or NBA officiating crews.
Alright I’m done.
ICYMI, Bronny has ups for days in addition to that very real long-range shooting ability:
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