Side note- a lot of people asked what I ate.
My diet was basically coffee, water, eggs, tuna, and baked chicken.
Would make omelettes and salads so I always had veggies and avocado and stuff like that.
Almond milk protein shakes, Quest Bars, and things like that in-between meals.
Very basic, very boring, but it works.
I felt like death.
And it’s obviously because sugar is in EVERYTHING.
We add sugar to god damn EVERYTHING.
Your body cannot get enough of it.
So cutting it out feels like you belong in a rehab facility.
Young Trent replied:
He’s not wrong.
It’s like the scene in 40 Year Old Virgin where Steve Carrell’s character can’t avoid sex.
On the busses, in the park, in the clouds, he sees sex everywhere.
That’s how life is with sugar.
Which brings me to the point of this blog- fucking Starbucks, man.
Don’t get me started on Starbucks.
It’s like $5 for a normal hot coffee these days.
I’m so out on Bux it hurts.
It’s, as a failed watch salesman once said, BUH-NAN-AS.
The fact that the normal iced coffee comes sweetened with 20g of sugar should be illegal.
It’d be like if companies were going around adding nicotine to everything all willy nilly.
I’m not kidding or being a lib when I say this practice should be illegal.
Dumping sugar in coffee to keep people addicted to your coffee is insane to me.
But something like coffee?
That’s just insane to me.
If you are a regular Bux customer you probably already knew this.
But there are plenty people who don’t.
Everest sized piled of sugar into their drink without asking.
So if you didn’t know this, let this be a PSA.
It would not shock me if this practice one day becomes illegal.
At the end of the day, this is why I only drinkStella Blue Coffee.
PS: Poor Chuck.
Was doubling up on it for a year.
Don’t be Chuck.
