I see tons of exciting things that never would have come across my desk otherwise.
Many of the posts are simply videos.
Every day it’s something new.
But the last few days I’ve noticed in uptick in lists.
Companies like Buzz Feed and Barstool Sports have been doing it for years.
There’s a reason they get so many clicks.
They’re extremely consumable and easy for dumb brains to wrap their minds around.
It’s far easier to write a list than to form nicely flowing, cohesive paragraphs.
They’re ripe for starting arguments.
And sometimes they’re even educational.
Still, it never hurts to brush up on your women manipulation skills.
I’m happily engaged, so I don’t have much use for dark psychology anymore.
But how do you think I got here?
By being a nice guy?
I got here by using dark psychology.
IGNITE THE FLAMES OF JEALOUSY
This step seems fairly obvious.
It’s important that a woman believes you’re in high demand.
If you have hot platonic friends, this one is simple.
Post selfies with them to your Instagram story as much as humanely possible.
No amount of hot girl selfies is too many.
If you don’t have any hot girl friends, a hot cousin will do the trick.
Whatever it takes to get the pic.
Tag yourself, then repost it to your story.
DON’T ALWAYS BE ON HER LINE
Makes sense.
The last thing a girl wants is a man who prioritizes her.
You want her to think you have more important stuff going on in your life than her.
Her: “Hey I had a fun last night.
You want to get drinks and have sex again on Friday?”
You: “Sorry I wish I could but I’ll be in Montreal.”
Montreal is the perfect place for a fake trip.
I have no clue what goes on up there.
She probably won’t either.
But any man who casually goes to Montreal for a couple of weeks must be up to something.
Are you going for business?
SEND AND UNSOLICITED DICK PIC
Just kidding.
I have no idea what 3 is.
It looks like Cleopatra skipped 3 in her thread.
You probably have to buy her $37 book to find out.
DON’T GIVE IN TO ATTENTION BAIT
Only suckers respond to women in a timely manner.
Never answer her in the way she expects you to.
If she calls you, let it go to voicemail and respond with a text.
take a stab at steer all conversations to Snapchat.
What does that mean?
Are you telling her to come meet up with you?
That’s for her to figure out.
Communicating with a potential love interest should be a long and painstaking game of cat-and-mouse.
CULTIVATE AN AIR OF MYSTERY
The less she knows about you the better.
The second phone doesn’t even have to work.
You shouldn’t be letting her get a clear look at the screen anyways.
You don’t want to waste your time with a woman who’s half-assing it.
That’s the exact vibe you’re going for.
She doesn’tactuallywant to be with a drug dealer.
Keep that fantasy in the back of her mind for as long as possible.
Nothing good is going to come out of her learning that you actually sell packaging supplies for Uline.
SHOW YOUR TRUE SELF
Idk what the hell Cleopatra is driving at here.
She literally just said to cultivate an air of mystery.
Now we’re supposed to show our true selves?
It’s not important.
BE CHARISMATIC AND CONFIDENT
This one is smart.
Just be a super charming and charismatic guy who everybody wants to be around at all time.
Don’t do anything awkward.
Always have fun and interesting conversation that appeals to her and everyone else in the group.
ensure that all of your jokes land and you never say anything offensive.
Always be the life of the party, but never take things too far.
Be the key in of person who everybody loves.
I don’t know how I’ve never thought of that before.
Something that’s going to keep her around no matter what.
I’m obviously talking aboutloosely implying that you are sitting on a massive Bitcoin fortune.
Make occasional reference to your Bitcoin portfolio.
Don’t be over the top about it.
Nobody wants to be around the guy who doesn’t shut up about Bitcoin.
But let her catch you scrolling multi-million dollar homes on your phone.
Imply that you “take care” of your family.
Little things like that.
At least for a while.
Of course it’s going to blow up in your face eventually.
But the 2 phones/drug dealer thing.
The fake Bitcoin portfolio.
That’s enough to keep someone around for at least a little longer than they would have been otherwise.
Somebody yo try this and report back.
