Also known as the day every year I text Nate/Hubbs and ask them how to access to barstoolsports.com.
On that note I would like to mention that I dream of someday returning back to my blogging roots.
Make it a mini holiday.
Chances of that happening?
I’m a simple man.
I also like today, NFL Head Coach Picture Day.
So enough of this preamble, lets get into it.
Legs for days on these boys.
You think they care about dressing up?
About “looking nice” for a group of Coach’s that can’t hold their jockstraps?
Andy got squeezed and ended up looking like a 5 year old on picture day.
It’s a cheat code for fat guys.
Like walking around with a Magic Eye poster on your torso.
The other note from the two Kings is Belichick’s textbook loop swoop and pull bunny ears.
The Green Bay power sweep, if it’s not broke don’t fix it.
Fashion is for losers.
Hand talking for days.
Bonus points for Daboll because that head is COOKING.
He’s probably been in the sun for no more than 5 minutes.
But I respect that.
Football guys raw dog the sun.
You could fry an egg on that head, just as God intended.
But now he’s back and here to remind everyone that he has a ring.
At first glance of the picture I thought it was weird that Ron Rivera was sitting in 2 seats.
He’s in two seats because Big Dick Sean needed extra room for his piece.
That’s Alpha City right there.
You’re a good coach".
He’s got Fart coming out of his throat.
If you gave him a massage and got at that neck it would start leaking fart everywhere.
Like a sausage on the grill needing a fork to poke him and let out that gas.
And the worst part is Mike looks nice!
Nice suit, nice pants, nice shoes.
Maybe threw in a “anyone hear a duck?”
comment if people heard some noises.
Just let this man fart for Christ Sakes.
And if you look deep into his eyes here that’s all he’s thinking about as well.
Has he ever been in the sun?
I literally scanned the picture 5 times over before I noticed Casper the Ghost in the back row.
Brutal showing for Arthur.
Chin looks great though in those shadows.
Some are even saying Chiseled.
Next weekend I’m doing Murph, you should come with, we’ll probably grab some beers after.
Coach Eberflus has those pecks popping.
Stick around long enough and he’ll be teaching you how to properly snatch.
The white undershirt is a dead give away.
Except he’s now a Head Football Coach in the NFL.
Also yes I did have to look up who that was.
Welcome to the party, Shane.
He’s a coach everyone should want to play for.
Just giving off that proud (slightly disgruntled) dad energy.
Yeah I just won these the other day.
Yeah I’m sort of a hypebeast like that.
Catching dubs and landing grails on the reg.
But Kevin O’Connell shocked me.
He’s fucking tall!
He’s the guy that can pound beers and somehow never get drunk.
Everyone knows that guy.
They also usually double as the never hungover friend.
They’re just physical specimens that are built completely different than the rest of us.
Yeah the Rams mortgaged their entire franchise for that one Super Bowl but banners fly forever.
Sean McVay is living that good Cali life.
The good news is you have something to bond over now.
The bad man is gone from both of our lives.
Your new quarterback isn’t a drug addict living in a cave.
We can begin the healing process together.
Everyone should aspire to be like Dougy P
See ya next year.
