First things first, elephant in the room: I should be on this.
Doing an “All Stars” season of Surviving Barstool without the DAWG is a huge miss.
He might be someone you want to sit next to in the end.
Dave can also use his power as the boss against players like Tommy and Rico.
“If you vote for me you’re fired” is -1000 to be said at some point.
Where is the grey area when it comes to Dave being the boss vs gameplay?
How much does it bleed over into the game?
And can he fire Rico if Rico votes for him?
It’s going to be a very fascinating power dynamic at play.
Dan “Big Cat” Cat -Like Dave, Big Cat is rich beyond his wildest dreams.
And nobody likes giving other people money on camera more than Big Cat.
But will the two man weave he does with Dave on Pick ‘Em work here?
And who will stab who in the back first- Dan or Dave?
They will CONSTANTLY be worried about betrayal, no doubt.
Kevin “Fuck All You Motherfuckers” Clancy -I can see KFC being a fucking hurricane on this show.
Lying, backstabbing, swearing on his children’s lives, all of it.
Kevin is not in the business of making friends on Surviving Barstool, he’s there to compete.
He also has the money dynamic at play, but at his heart Kevin is still proudly white trash.
But does that truly mean Kevin can trust him?
Will Feits not flip on Kevin?
Will he form/join an alliance or be a one man wrecking crew?
Can PFT garner trust with the other players who know how closely tied to the PMT crew he is?
The more I throw in these blogs, the more I love these dynamics.
Again, a great dynamic to watch out for.
Plus John gets along with everyone.
Should be fun for us to watch him navigate the game.
Tommy “The Champ” Smokes -Ok so we all know Smokes by now.
He wins every competition show he goes on.
So the question is- will Tommy be able to outwit this cast who KNOWS what he is capable of?
Rico is one of the most pleasant people we work with now.
I love it for him, and for us to be honest.
But this ain’t real life, this is Survivor.
Everyone will be wondering which Rico comes out.
And furthermore Rico is a man of honor and integrity.
And will he not attempt murder while sleep deprived with Dave and Dan pushing all of his buttons?
Might we see the Junkyard Dog again???
He’s just a nice guy, a golden retriever who everyone wants to play catch with.
But you cannot make it to the NFL without being a fierce competitor.
Will is actually a perfect contestant in that regard- he plays hard but will be your best friend too.
He has money but doesn’t flaunt it- the guy still uses Expedia for heaven’s sake.
But will anyone actually want to turn on Will???
Gaz “Bald Paul” Gzeigkffiekszkskgtksykykzsky -Olllllll Bald Paul.
This was shocking to see his name in the mix, but it makes perfect sense too.
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, knows how to stir a pot like Gazzo.
I don’t know how anyone in this game will trust him.
The longer he’s around, the bigger agent of chaos he will be.
I give him a 0.0% chance of winning.
Steven “The Smartest Guy In The Room” Cheah -Cheah isn’t a dumb person.
In fact, he’s a pretty bright person.
Or that’s how I remember it at least.
Perhaps he will come back with a vengeance or perhaps he will out-think himself out of the game again.
Henry “Hank” Lockwood -Ohhhhh Henry, Henry, Henry.
I think Hank is going to play the fuck out of the game.
I’m not positive when this films but I think it’s in October.
Let’s go baby.
