Who gives a good goddamn about new MacBook Pros or the AirPods 3?
Ill tell you who:losers.
Because there was only one product worth our attention launched at Apples October event.
And that, friends, is a motherfucking cleaning cloth.
Shh, dont get annoyed.
I know how you live.
And that means youre currently reading these words on a screen smeared with a thick layer of grime.
Theres no need to be ashamed its normal.
But in another, more real sense,be very ashamed.Youre a dirty, dirty little gremlin.
Dont worry though, Apple still loves you despite your faults.
40% off TNW Conference!
That was a mistake.
Failure to reimburse the company will result in your kidneys being harvested.
On the other, what are you?
Some sorta dirty commie or something?
What youre seeing is capitalism in beautiful motion.
Know those stickers that come with Apple products?
Lets stop that practice immediately.
you’ve got the option to sell those things for at least $10.
While were at it, how about we dispose of those health and safety booklets?
If you wanna be danger free, youve gotta pay.
But not justanyscreen cleaner.
Anything else, be that water or alcohol, destroys it entirely.
Itd produce what non-economists like myself would call double trouble.
Thankfully, theres still time.
