Case in point: we all saw Big Cat dupe Jerry last night with his feet.
Truly one of the funniest things I’ve seen here in a long time.
The way his voice cracks high when he says “they weren’t even badfeet!”
All of it came together magically.
Not on your life.
Not at this place.
Plenty of room to ride this gallant clydesdale all the way to the glue factory.
Enter Nicky Smokes at 11:28PM with a candidate for blog of the year:
82 words.
it’s possible for you to make this shit up, only at Barstool."
KMarko is rolling over in his (extremely lavish private island) grave.
As I’ve said before, I like Nicky Smokes.
He’s put together some original blogs and with time, he might blossom into a fine young blogger.
For this click-chasing tactic happens every single week here.
Well done, Pat.
Don’t forget to stretch your forearms; carpal tunnel is the silent killer.
Nobody smells clicks better than Jack Mac.
I promise that’s not a shotthe man is a master of maximizing moments.
He’s our second biggest TikTok star after Bri and he’s built his massive following doing exactly that.
Come on, Jack!
I know you’ve got jokes, brother!
The entire blog:
“Personally, I love Brick Watches but I also love Ben Mintz?
Match made in heaven?
That’s what people are saying.
Go Pres Go”
This was one of the stories of the year.
This blog was our company’s announcement ON THE WEBSITE that Ben Mintz had been rehired.
So clearly, even our top dogs aren’t immune to this strategy.
All that is definitely true, and I backed off.
These blogs are what black people say about white people’s potato salad.
There is no seasoning!
No kick or zest.
They won’t come to our barbecues if we keep writing this way.
It is possible to ride the coattails of a viral Barstool moment WITH substance.
Well done, John!
An extra ration of our finest mealworms for the lad.
Or whatever he eats.
I blame the blog rankings that we get every week.
But there was a time when original blogs were king at this place.
I remember reading Big Cat’s pirate quest blog years before I worked here and thinking…
I want to write like that.
KFC used to fire these off on a daily basis.
Any of PFT’s MMBMs.
KB’s Craigslist blogs.
Jerry Thornton’s coverage of the Patriots over the years.
Large’s 9/11 blog.
A lot of Dante’s work.
Chaps' blog about his stepmother.
Nate’s blog about being bald and fat.
Kelly’s blog about the Mean Girls!
I know that not everyone is capable of doing that.
And I know these Barstool blogs are an important resource for the company.
Let’s dare to be great, team.
