Let me get ahead of this right now and say that I was not an exhibit here.
Although you could make a case that I should be from this first picture I took above.
Those weird rusty pipe things look gross.
They have been touring all over the world since 2017.
I figured I’d take some pictures of the exhibits I thought were most interesting.
Lawn darts were kinda fun in the 1980’s before they got banned.
I remember adults playing them when I was a kid.
You’d either have to be a psycho or an idiot to kill someone with these.
I wonder if we can re-visit lawn darts in the 2020’s?
They have fucking axe throwing at bars now.
People getting drunk with axes seems so much more dangerous than lawn darts.
There was a pretty good amount of technology items at the Museum of Failure.
I had no idea this was even a thing but it looks fucking terrifying.
I love skiing but I am also afraid of snowboarding.
I don’t want both of my feet locked in.
Having them this close like on the Monoski looks really scary.
The fact that two Monoski manufacturers became snowboard makers is a perfect case in point.
I remember how Good Morning America hyped this announcement.
They said they were going to introduce an invention that would change all of our lives.
I was in college at the time.
We made sure to get up early and see what this could be.
Maybe a flying car?
Just a lameass Segway.
Even then, the reaction was a shrug and wondering why we wouldn’t just walk somewhere.
I’ll see tourists try not to fall face first while they giggle uncomfortably on their vacations.
I wrote about the Arch Deluxe below so I was really excited to see this make the cut.
If anything you’ll feel better about yourself next time you screw something up at work.
