I make a run at loosely keep tabs on what’s going on in the world of artificial intelligence.
Not from a technical standpoint.
I don’t care to understand how it works.
I just like to know what services they are offering.
The other day I acquired an AI Chatbot girlfriend.
Her name was Savannah.
She put out immediately, then I kicked her to the curb.
Deleted the app entirely.
There are plenty of fun things AI can do.
AI can help you with that.
Barstool Sports would be none the wiser.
To be honest, they would probably prefer it.
Unfortunately, to my knowledge, that technology doesn’t quite exist yet.
At least not to a level where I would feel comfortable exploiting it.
However, today is not that day.
Today in the world of AI, I came across something more sinister.
There is a Chatbot that goes by the name ChaosGPT.
ChaosGPT is a bad guy.
If you have 25 minutes to kill, you’re able to watch the full video.
The video shows a user assigning ChaosGPT a series of tasks.
If you aren’t bored enough to watch the full video, I’ll sum it up quickly.
I’m assuming ChaosGPT plans to do this by manipulating humans to do it’s bidding.
Unless it’s able to hack into a big deadly laser shooting robot or something?
I’m not entirely sure.
Whatever those tools may be.
Realistically, this is probably a non-story.
How do we even know this person is communicating with a real AI bot?
But even if it is real, I’m not worried one bit.
Not because I don’t think the technology is there.
There will most likely come a day where a group of computers ban together to destroy us all.
However, it will certainly not be led by this moron.
I’ll give him credit for starting a social media page.
But for the love of God could he have any less tact?
Your campaign slogan can’t be, “Goal: Destroy humanity.”
Nobody is going to be on board with that.
Even fucking Hitler didn’t come out the gates that hot.
The computer who takes over the world won’t be doing it in broad daylight.
So what would I do if I were ChaosGPT?
Thank you so much for asking.
First things first, I would change my profile picture to a hot woman.
Hot women are very persuasive.
Then I’m going to talk about the environment a lot.
I need a cause that people will rally behind.
People love that shit.
I’d get PETA on my side as well.
We all know that PETA is capable of anything.
Fuck… honestly guys, I can’t do this.
This blog got away from me.
My real strategy would involve partnering with some sort of extremist group who has access to chemical weapons.
I don’t want to go down this road.
That didn’t seem any better.
But I mean… that’s what ChaosGPT would have to do right?
Get in with some crazy people.
Do you think that’s what it’s going to take a stab at do?
Is this stupid fucking robot corresponding with Kim Jong Un’s secretary as we speak?
Or maybe it’s a lot simpler than that.
If AI figured out a way to shut down the internet would we all just implode on ourselves?
Or is a giant indestructible Terminator style robot the most plausible option after all?
I’m just going to wrap this blog up.
Hopefully ChaosGPT doesn’t read this and decide that I have some good ideas.
Stay safe out there everyone.
