It’s my favorite time of the year.
I can pretty much jot down however many words into this blog and get a bazillion clicks without fail.
Yes, it’s the PornHub Year in Review.
Realistically you’re not gonna read much of this, but just know the effort is there.
You’ll read the trends, the U.S. map, and the top 5 pornstars.
A tradition like no other.
All insights can be foundhere.
Here’s to hoping the amount of links in this blog doesn’t break the website.
Does it hurt to lose the World Baseball Classic when the sport is our national past time?
If we ever fall in Olympics Flag Football it’ll be a low moment for sure.
But losing the PornHub most watched battle is something that cannot ever happen.
The Philippines is gaining on us though.
Not sure what’s going on there, but they have my attention.
Now to the trends.
Here’s where it gets…weird.
I’m afraid to ask Nate how much grandma porn he watched in the calendar year.
132% and 168% increases from Granny and DILF?
Seeing that as the top trend in 2023 porn is perplexing to say the least.
Super Size makes sense, Americans just love large things.
Sex machines is where I begin to dial the police.
Who the fuck is hopping onto the Hub and looking up “3D Robot?”
I’m pointing the finger at Karime.
Is this the true beginning of us submitting to the machines?
AI is here and taking over slowly but surely.
We just gonna start fucking robots out in the open soon?
Sadly, I don’t think the answer is no.
We’ve unfortunately got multiple wars going on and people love roleplay.
Honestly surprised that’s not number one.
Sexual healing is acceptable.
Everyone is in therapy these days and fantasizing about that kinda stuff.
I’m just flabbergasted on grandma porn and the robots.
Alright now to even stranger stuff.
I gotta say none of these make me call the police, which is a nice surprise.
Avatar is tough, but it’s better than last year’s sixth place holder of Sonic.
I still don’t understand what happened there.
Sonic the Hedgehog porn was something people were actually watching in 2022.
Okay now for the main course, the U.S. map.
We can’t say any more words without addressing whatever the fuck Tennessee has going on with Giantesse.
AllowViceto enlighten us
Giantess content can take on many forms.
Is that like in the movies ‘The Change Up’ and ‘Freaky Friday?’
That’s what we’re craving, New York?
-North Dakota choosing ‘loud wet sex’ makes me uncomfortable.
-How about some appreciation for Pennsylvania and Kentucky for ‘big boobies’ and ‘bouncing boobies.’
Sometimes playing the hits is all you need.
-The narcism on Nevada, Hawaii, and Utah is worthy of an eye-roll.
Get a little creative, people.
-Oklahoma made the natural leap from anime to sex dick.
Just kidding, I have no idea what that is and no, I’m not searching it.
-Trent going from creampie to cartoon porn is upsetting.
Might have to be a conversation there.
Here’s an actual blog cleanser to close us out the top 5 pornstars of 2023.
Let’s start from 5 and countdown to 1.
Her days as number one seem to be gone, but a top 5 finish here is admirable.
Update: Lost in looking at lists and scouring Instagrams I somehow put Riley Reid pics in here.
She was 6th, so I guess I kept seeing her name and it messed with my dumb brain.
Hold like while I fix.
We’ll leave a few Riley Reid in here for the hell of it.
She seems poised to stay near the top for a while.
