The 2023 NFL season has been an embarrassment of riches for the sad stat industry.
Usually there is one or two laughing stock teams that get all the jokes thrown their way.
If not the Lions, the Browns.
But dear mercy this is getting a little out of hand.
Especially in prime time.
I’m dead inside and we haven’t yet tacked on the Jets, Raiders and Broncos.
Did the Giants forget to RSVP this week?
They still got an afternoon slot to clog up 30% of Red Zone action.
This HAS to be an experiment by the NFL.
What lengths will we all go to watch bad football?
The NFL can experiment on us all they want with nonmalfeasance standards of WWII Germany.
While playing IN Germany.
There’s just no stopping this madness.
May as well lean into it.
Here are your NFL sad stats for Week 10.
Weird enough, this was actually a legacy win for Bears RM, Ryan Poles.
I’m not even being sarcastic.
His biggest win as a GM just came against the worst team in the league, the 1-7 Panthers.
The shittiest team in the league full of astronomically shitty teams.
But that’s exactly why.
Don’t worry though.
It’s the Bears.
We’ll fuck it up somehow.
Everything was going great.
But it wasn’t to be.
What could have been… Count me as shocked to all hell the Giants didn’t make #1 on this particular niche stat.
You may recall the 40-0 drubbing at home the Giants took vs Cowboys in Week 1.
The Giants did get close though, sitting at -79 with a just a few minutes left.
Like going for it on 4th and goal with three minutes left up 31.
Or… (fucking hell, I actually could keep going couldn’t I?)
Alec really is just out there for his health.
But not his mental health.
You hear coaches talk about this all the time.
The Chargers just do this better than any other team.
Let’s get a quick idently update on how they’ve managed since:
Yep.
Everything is still perfectly Chargers.
Week 10 in the books!
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