Welcome to this week’s edition of NFL sad stats.
15 weeks in the books.
These teams include the Panthers, Patriots, Commanders, Titans, Jets, and Cardinals.
But what’s almost worse is when your shitty team is still technically in the hunt.
Just put us out of our misery.
My god they’ve endured enough already.
Here are your sad stats for Week 15.
New York is REPRESENTING!
Here’s a clip from that Titans game.
At least you dldn’t lose 59-0 like the Titans ended up doing Chargers fans.
And besides, you’re still “In the hunt”.
The fact of the matter is we don’t know for sure.
But this one has to be up there.
Air yards is no good as a measure because that uses the line of scrimmage as the starting point.
We need chips in defenders helmets/gloves/shoulder pads/cups to so NextGen can tell us.
Until then my diagram above will have to do.
Only eight times since 1999 has a team’s longest touchdown drive of a game be only 1-yard.
The Bears own three of these eight drives.
Eight line items (shown above) is a lot of play-by-play line items to get one net yard.
That makes just four plays.
And a total of 2:23 of game time.
All for one yard.
Never underestimate a Commie’s ability to one up anyone in doing the absolute minimum.
Funny enough, this overtakes the current record holding Chicago Bears.
But not from Sunday.
So what have we learned here?
The Bears and Commanders are a joke even when they score points.
Also, the Rams will put out but not before eight or nine dates.
Wait - check that - nine yards on 16 carries.
But in his defense he did add four yards receiving on one catch.
ONE yard receiving onfourcatches.
These numbers don’t even compute in my brain.
I haven’t seen someone do so little with so many tries since sad stat #4.
Better believe Henry be a Commie next season.
So that’s not even Arizona Cardinals version Emmitt Smith either.
Even Tomlinson had a 33 yards on 21 carries afternoon himself.
There are some fun other names on this list too.
John Henry Johnson (22 yards / 21 carries).
Fred Bukaty (24 yards / 20 carries).
George Grosvenor (27 yards / 22 carries).
That’s it for Week 15.
Honorable mention to the NFC East being composed of 50 percent frauds.
- Jeffro (@statholesports)
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