After School Satan Clubs are the hottest new trend of 2023.
The Satanic Temple is growing.
The government is bending the knee to the devil, and there’s nothing anybody can do about it.
I blogged a story similar to this earlier this month.
And by “similar to this” I mean I blogged the exact same thing earlier this month.
I think I have my finger on the pulse of what’s going on here.
to make it fight back, they said, “Fuck it, we’ll do the same thing.
If you’re allowed to worship god, we’re allowed to worship the other guy.”
On some level I respect it.
I don’t have a dog in this fight, but I can appreciate a petty grudge.
“You don’t understand, Satan isn’t actually that bad.
Satan is the victim of a vicious smear campaign led by God himself.
He’s actually a pretty cool guy.
He representsa metaphorical construct of rejecting tyranny and championing the human mind and spirit.”
But it’s possible for you to’t just change what Satan represents.
He’s been a rascal for thousands of years.
The Satanic Temple could have named themselves after anything at all.
But they just had to name themselves after Satan to stir the pot.
We dont have to believe Satan as this evil deity.
We can view Satan as we wish and thats exactly what we do.
I can’t help but think The Satanic Temple is going to attract some less than reputable characters.
Imagine having a social outcast of a child.
You’re constantly encouraging them to make friends, and get involved in after school activities.
Then FINALLY one day after school they come home and tell you they’ve joined a club.
You’re thrilled for them.
That can’t make you feel awesome as a parent.
The whole thing is fucking stupid.
I kinda feel like an easy fix would be to just change the name of your club.
Do you really have to attach yourself to the devil?
Just call yourself the Anti-Tyranny Club.
Or the Thoughtfulness Club.
Or The Fun Club.
Name it after literally anything other than Satan.
I mean, look what the club is actually doing.
That is unequivocally not what Satan is about.
Real Satan heads must be pissed.
They’re stealing Satan valor.
That is the most wholesome activity I can possibly think of.
But the name ‘After School Satan Cub’ is what gets articles written about you.
That’s how they attract the weird ass kids they’re looking for.
Maybe the kids who join are already going down a bad path.
Then all of the sudden, the sketchy outcast kid has a group of friends.
He no longer wants the world to burn.
Maybe it’s a classic bait and switch that’s working to perfection.
Who knows… And one more thing.
The way this law is described in the article is ridiculous to me.
Can the law be that simple?
Schools are required to letanynon-profit entities to use their property after hours?
What about an after school fight club.
An after school orgy club.
An after school slur club.
Is everything fair game?
I’m sure it’s not that simple.
No way The After School Slur Club would fly.
Or maybe it will… it is a free country.
