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Dont thinkHocus Pocusis scary?
Think its actually a light comedy perfect for the whole family?
Well, how about you tell that to eight year old me?

Because he was fuckingterrified.
How would you go about doing that?
Easy: drop this bath bomb in and watch a colorful explosion engulf the water.

And would you rather ingest your CBD?
Well, it’s possible for you to get someHalloween CBD gummies here too.
But the bath bombs legit.

This is why we need to do it the old fashioned way: with socks.
Price: ~$12.99
Youve got a Halloween planned?
Want it to pop?

Easy project some terrifying horror movies (like…Hocus Pocus)onto the walls of your house.
And the easiest way to do that is with the Vankyo Leisure 420 (lol).
Price: ~$84.99
Picture the scene.

You hide one walkie talkie.
Someone about to be scared enters the room.
You, from another room, say something scary into the other walkie talkie.

That person that was about to be scared, is now, officially, scared.
Truly, spooky genius.
Thanks to these walkie talkies.

Price: ~$89.99
Candles are the spookiest light source.
So heres a big fucking box of them.
Look, Halloween isnt all about beingphysicallyspooked it can be about getting scared mentally too.

Well, Stephen KingsSalems Lotmight work for you instead.
Its about vampires in yes, you guessed it Maine.
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