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Dont thinkHocus Pocusis scary?

Think its actually a light comedy perfect for the whole family?

Well, how about you tell that to eight year old me?

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Because he was fuckingterrified.

How would you go about doing that?

Easy: drop this bath bomb in and watch a colorful explosion engulf the water.

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And would you rather ingest your CBD?

Well, it’s possible for you to get someHalloween CBD gummies here too.

But the bath bombs legit.

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This is why we need to do it the old fashioned way: with socks.

Price: ~$12.99

Youve got a Halloween planned?

Want it to pop?

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Easy project some terrifying horror movies (like…Hocus Pocus)onto the walls of your house.

And the easiest way to do that is with the Vankyo Leisure 420 (lol).

Price: ~$84.99

Picture the scene.

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You hide one walkie talkie.

Someone about to be scared enters the room.

You, from another room, say something scary into the other walkie talkie.

Arcshell Rechargeable Long Range Two-Way Radios

That person that was about to be scared, is now, officially, scared.

Truly, spooky genius.

Thanks to these walkie talkies.

EZVIZ outdoor camera

Price: ~$89.99

Candles are the spookiest light source.

So heres a big fucking box of them.

Look, Halloween isnt all about beingphysicallyspooked it can be about getting scared mentally too.

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Well, Stephen KingsSalems Lotmight work for you instead.

Its about vampires in yes, you guessed it Maine.

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