Alert: Spoilers for the Netflix docuseries The Tiger King ahead.
President Trump we are asking you today to hey free Joe Exotic.
Hes absolutely not guilty.
And were going to be able to prove that.
Were asking for a pardon.
Eric Love, lead investigator for the Tiger Kings legal team.
His legal team disputes the charges and the way the case was handled, hence the pardon request.
It’s free, every week, in your inbox.
But, wed expect nothing less from the new lead investigator for the Tiger Kings legal team.
So I did what any good native of Fort Worth would do, I went BIG.
Yes, Big Juicy is his dog.
Under normal circumstances, this would all seem ridiculous.
But these arent normal circumstances.
Nicolas Cage has been tapped to play the Tiger King himself in a ViacomCBS scripted show about Maldonado-Passages life.
Personally, I think Kate McKinnon should play Joe Exotic.
Her turn as former US attorney general Jeff Sessions on SNL was a work of art.
And it obviously isnt hard or expensive to smash together some social-distancing-friendly conference-call footage.
Theres plenty of ancillary characters whose lives are ripe for exploration.
Shes a cocktail waitress and fashion model whose experience as a nanny includes having a little brother.
Heres my favorite passage from the interview:
PLAYBOY: Everyone has opinions because its such a popular show.
DIDUK: I do believe that all that negativity is aimed at Joe.
People are like, How can you work for someone like that?
Im like, Im not working for Joe.
Joes in jail because he was killing tigers.
Jeff and Lauren dont kill their tigers.
I havent gotten sick, so I guess Im okay.
What do you think folks?
Will president Trump pardon Joe Exotic?
Hes been asked before:
Im going to say yes.
Something about the cut of Eric Loves jib strikes me as the kind of thing Trumpll respond positively to.
Watch the full Pardon Joe Exotic video onTMZ.
