Seeing this made me chuckle.
There is still humor in this Godforsaken city, and world, after all.
Well played to the prankster who did this.

If that scum Lori, I mean Brandon, has his cronies take this down, then we riot.
For those of you wondering what the fuck this plaque is commemorating, welcome to Earth.
How is life out from under your rock?

The scene:The West Bank Of The Chicago River.
On The Kinzie Street Bridge.
About 15 minutes later, passengers got more than that.

About two-thirds of the passengers seated on the upper deck of Chicago’s Little Lady were soaked.
Passengers said they looked up to see at least one, possibly two charter buses rumbling above.
A volunteer tour guide at the boat’s helm reassured passengers that they had been splashed with water.

But the foul smell prompted suspicion.
There was “stunned silence initially.
“It was horrific.”

Passengers shouted that police should be called and demanded the boat be turned around.
The boat’s crew swabbed the deck clean and set off only slightly delayed for the 3 p.m. tour.
This whole thing kind of gives new meaning to the term upper decker huh?
We’re talking 800 pounds of human excrement.
I lived on a tour bus a few times (nbd) back in the day.
It sucks but that’s rule numero uno.
They’re not solid.
(Sidebar - did you know airplanes do this when they’re 40,000 feet in the sky?
And the result is “blue ice”?
The shit and piss all freezes in the atmosphere that high and falls to earth as “ice”.
Right under this bridge to be exact.
- in some circles, not here amigo, it’s cool to trash on DMB and their fans.
Tim Reynolds is a beast on guitar.
I had no idea.
And the toned-down, unplugged set was a really nice touch.
I know you got a nice settlement from DMB but c’mon.
how do you come back from that?
i don’t think you might.
Chicago is ruined for you forever.
you could never come back here that’s for certain.
the ptsd alone wouldn’t allow you to.
but even if your daughter was getting married here or something you still can’t out of principle alone.
you suffered a fate no human should ever have to.
- my #1 dave song for my money