….well, that’s not the truest quote in the world.
), but age certain does matter to more than cheese.
In fact, age matters quite a bit.

So without further adieu, here is MY Top 10 Best Ages.
In my opinion, being 70 would be….okay?
That’s why I put it on my list.

It’s almost like being a kid again, except now you get to make your own choices.
Except it’s not?
I look forward to being 52 and looking at the successes of the kids I raised, as well.

2 Years Old
My first risk in the rankings, but am I wrong?
When you’re two years old, you have ZERO worries in the world.
No a bad life, if so.

I didn’t run with anyone in my circle that was out there driving without a license.
Especially if you have a car, you’re free to do anything.
Get food when you want it.

Go to the movies if you want to.
Hang out with friends if you want to.
you’re free to even sneak out if you’re a bad boy….

But I must say: being 16 back when we were 16 was MUCH better than it is today.
But at 12, you’re playing sports with your friends every day.
You’re old enough to stay at home without a baby sitter for short periods of time.

You get a little more choice and a little more freedom.
you might stay up (past 9!)
Speaking of school, it’s not hard yet.

And most importantly, you don’t have to work.
31 Years Old
This is how old I am right now.
Do I want to go out with Nicky Smokes every weekend?

Things like Bachelor Parties and Football Tailgates change when you get to your 30s.
One is that you have turning 21 to look forward to.
You’re still scheming how to get beer.

You’re memorizing your address.
It just felt like once you turned 21, everything was easy.
20 still had the chase to it.#3.

8 Years Old
I think this will be my most controversial response, but hear me out.
At 8, girls and boys don’t matter, everyone is the same.
At 8, you live for rec baseball and recess.

Your parents still pack your lunch.
Your teachers still speak to you in a nice way.
And Christmas is still fucking awesome.
That last summer with the friends you’ve had for the last decade of your life is…..special.
25 Years Old
This better have a 100.0% consensus.
When you’re 25, you’re so versatile.
Okay, that’s MY list.
I give it a 10/10, 100%, A+.